Matt: james guess what

James: what?

Matt: we're going to vidcon today

James: why?

Matt: because there are people I want to see and amazing things I want to see as well

James: ok?

Matt: oh come on now is our time to do something together the kids are with my mom 

James: alright but is picachu going to be there

Matt: umm I don't think so

James: not going

Matt: why not? ·3·

James: let's just stay home and watch pokemon starting from the first episode again

Matt: fine :(

James: hey how bout this I'll dress up as pikachu and give you blowjob sounds good right

Matt: ok! ^_^