Name: "I am the esteemed mistress Lorelei Saccharine!"
Age: "honestly dear, I'm not exactly sure anymore."
Gender: "I'm a lady!"
Species: Witch
Sexuality: "oh my! Well, if we're being frank, I'm straight, but $20 is $20."
Personality: "I suppose I'm very charming and polite! But I'm warning you... don't get on my bad side. Not many people get in my way and live to tell the tale."
Looks: media