Cancer: *Walks Up To Sag*

Sagittarius: *Turns around*

Cancer: Can we kiss?

Sagittarius: Kiss? You wanna kiss? You can kiss my feet!

*TWO WEEKS LATER*

Cancer: *Takes deep Breath* I want to break up

Sag: Break up?!?!?! IF YOU BREAK UP WITH ME I'LL BREAK YOUR FOOT!!!!!!!!!