Cashier: Welcome to McDonalds, what would you like

Friend: I just want a chicken salad and a strawberry banana smoothie without any sugar

Cashier: Here, that will be $7.26

Friend: *hands over money* Thanks *takes a picture*

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Cashier: Welcome to Little Caesars, what would you like

Me (with my niece): I want 2 cheese hot and ready's and 1 crazy bread. What do you want Shandel (that's my niece's name)

Shandel: Can I get crazy bread

Me: Make that 2 crazy bread's

Cashier: *looking at me like I'm crazy* That will be 14 dollars

Me: *hands her a 20* Here, have a nice day ma'am

Cashier: Thanks, have a nice day *hands me my change and food*