I will be showing you my thoughts on the first pilot episode. Keep in mind that most of these thoughts will be from when I first started watching Ninjago or just plain old humor. As we get into the later seasons, I will start sounding like I know what I'm talking about.

The Way of the Ninja

Sensei Wu: *walking towards the Four Weapons shop*

Me: Of course! You cannot have a ninja show without an old man with a long beard. 👴🏼

Kai: *pulls out a deformed sword*

Me: Who is this guy? 

Kai and Nya: *talk to each other*

Me: Oh, so that's what their names are. And they're siblings? Cool!

Sensei Wu: *starts babbling about metal and ninjas*

Me: This is not what I was expecting his voice to sound like.

Kai: "Ninja? You're a long way from finding a ninja in these parts, old man. And the shop is called Four Weapons, not for browsing. Either buy something or go peddle your insults somewhere else."

Me: I don't think that is the best way to get someone to buy something from your shop.

Sensei Wu: *disappears* 

Me: That happens with all mysterious old men.

Nya: "What is it?"

Me: Ummmm. Were you not paying attention to the old man that walked into your shop?

Skulkin: *appear out of nowhere in a cloud darkness*

Me: Whoa, that got interesting quickly. 

Kruncha and Nuckal: *act like idiots*

Me: The cliche of stupid enemies. This is why I am not afraid of the skeletons.

Samukai: Just remember what we're after and find that map!

Me: What map?

Samukai: "BOO!"

Farmers: *scream and flee in terror*

Me: Cowards! And why do the farmers all look the same?

Nya: *comes out and starts fighting the Skulkin*

Me: Oh yeah! Girl power!

Kruncha and Nuckal: *find the map behind the sign by being dumb*

Me: Well, that's a stupid hiding place!

Samukai: *pulls out four daggers*

Kai: Oops!

Me: Ruuuuuuun!

Sensei Wu: "NINJAGO!" *does Spinjitzu*

Me: Ooooh! The tornado is so shiny and golden. 🌪

Kai: *struggles to get up*

Me: Really?! Classic horror show.

Sensei Wu: *saves Kai with Spinjitzu*

Me: So shiny!

Samukai: "Lord Garmadon says take the girl!"

Sensei Wu: *obviously knows who Garmadon is*

Me: Who is Lord Garmadon? I'm so lost!

Nya: *gets kidnapped*

Me: I thought this was a kid's show.

Sensei Wu: *talks about the Four Weapons of Spinjitzu* *explains that his older brother is evil*

Me: Older brother?!!!! You're like a thousand years old! Can't wait to see what your older brother looks like.

Sensei Wu: "You have the fire inside. I will train you to harness it, use it, become a Spinjitzu master."

Me: Fire?

Kai: "Look, I'm flattered you think I'm all that, but I gotta save my sister, not get involved in your sibling rivalry."

Me: I'm pretty sure that being a ninja will help you save your sister.

Sensei Wu: "Ha ha. Clunky mule. You are not even ready to face my pinky toe."

Me: XD!!! Where is his pinky toe anyways? 😂

Kai: *struggles to climb up the steep side of the mountain and Sensei Wu easily beats him to the top*

Me: I'm pretty sure I saw a stairs on the other side of the mountain. Why didn't you use them?

Sensei Wu: *pushes a hidden button and reveals a training course*

Me: I want one!

Kai: *fails many times*

Me: Ouch. I'm pretty sure that would be me too.

Kai: "So, am I going to learn this Spinjitzu I've been hearing so much about?"

Sensei Wu: "You already have."

Me: Classic confuse your student move.

Zane, Cole, and Jay: *sneak up on Kai*

Me: Ahhhhh! Real ninja assassins! ⚔️

Kai: *fights all three ninjas*

Me: Not quite sure who is winning this fight.

Zane, Cole, Kai, and Jay: *dogpile!*

Sensei Wu: "Stoooop!"

Me: Aww! Too bad. I wanted to see who would win.

Sensei Wu: *gives the ninjas new gi's"

Me: Thank you for color coding them. Now I can hopefully tell who is who.

Sensei Wu: *introduces Jay the Master of Lighting*

Me: So, this guy is the joker/nonstop talker who is in every team. 

Sensei Wu: *introduces Cole the Master of Earth*

Me: The strong, tough guy on every team.

Cole: *takes off hood*

Me: I like his hair!

Sensei Wu: *introduces Zane the Master of Ice and Seer with Sixth Sense*

Me: The smart, humorless guy on every team.

Jay: "We're saving a girl? Is she hot?"

Me: *rolls eyes* 🙄

Jay: "I—I just want to know what we're getting ourselves into. Does she like blue?"

Kai: "Back off!"

Me: Haha! The overprotective brother.

All ninja: *pulling a carriage with Sensei Wu in it up a mountain*

Me: That looks very difficult.

Cole: *tells the story of how he was found by Sensei Wu*

Me: Whoa! He's really strong. 🧗🏻‍♂️

Jay: *unsuccessfully tests his invention*

Me: Owww!

Zane: *meditates underwater and sees Sensei Wu drinking tea*

Me: Wait! How is Sensei drinking tea underwater?!

Kai: *runs ahead of the others*

Skulkin: *somehow don't spot any of the ninjas*

Me: *sigh* The idiocy is killing me!

Jay: *whispers* "What's the matter with you?!"

Me: What happened to the blue one's voice? I don't think whispering changes a person's voice that much.

Samukai: *reads the map upside down*

Me: *facepalms* 🤦🏻‍♀️

Jay: "That is so cool!!!" *echoes loudly*

Me: I thought ninjas were supposed to be quiet and stealthy.

Cole: *gets the Scythe of Quakes*

Me: Is it just me or did the black ninja  just pull that weapon from a dragon's mouth. Wait! Didn't Sensei say something about a guardian? 

Rocky: *slowly opens his jaws*

Me: Oh no! I was right. Ruuun for your lives!

Cole: *comes face to face with Samukai and the Skeleton Army*

Me: Well, they're gonna die.

All Ninja: *manage to do Spinjitzu and defeat the Skulkin*

Me: Oooooo! Multicolored tornadoes!!!!

Cole: *turns around and sees Rocky*

Me: Wow! That's a cool looking dragon. 🐲

Rocky: *breathes out dirt and rocks*

Me: Go dragon! Sorry ninja, but I like the dragon more.

Kai: *uses the Scythe of Quakes and causes a cave in*

Me: Awww! The poor dragon! 

All Ninja: *use Spinjitzu to escape*

Me: *surprised* It's a miracle! They actually survived.

Sensei Wu: *ruins celebratory vibe* "Enough! I told you not to use the scythe."

Me: They were able to get the weapon and stay alive. Shouldn't he be happy?

Cole and Jay: *point at Kai*

Me: Little tattletales!

Sensei Wu: *scolds Kai*

Me: Lighten up, Sensei. I must point out, again, they survived and got the weapon you needed!

Lord Garmadon: "Everything is going to plan."

Me: *shudders* Whoa! Creepy voice!

Those were my random thoughts throughout The Way of the Ninja. Please comment!