Fun Fact: I can't sing or dance.

*The Royal Blacksmiths*

Me: When I first read the title of this episode I thought that this must be about Kai, since he was a blacksmith. I was so wrong.

Pythor: *reveals hidden sinkhole*

Me: Who else would've probably kept on walking and fallen to your death?

Lloyd: "Oh, you're letting me go?"

Me: No, they're gonna make you do their dirty work because you're expendable.

Pythor: "Do step lightly."

Lloyd: *jumps over gap and makes the rock beneath him fall*

Me: Well, Pythor did say, "Step lightly."

Pythor: "Bring me the Fangblade and I'll let you go."

Me: Villainy 101 – promise freedom and then double cross them. 

Lloyd: *survives all of the traps*

Me: I have no idea how Lloyd survived all of those traps. I guess the spikes were made for tall people. I can see how he survived the spikes, but there were over 100 arrows being shot at him. How did he not even get touched by one?! It's sorta his fault that he almost got crushed by the ceiling. He shouldn't have touched that pole.

Lloyd: "It's gone."

Me: I was not expecting that.

Lloyd: "Do I still get to be freed?"

Pythor: "No!"

Me: Aww, poor Lloyd. It's not his fault there was no Fangblade to retrieve.

Jay: *says that he's still amazed that Nya is Samurai X*

Kai: "We're over that. Can we move on?"

Me: Looks like Kai got up on the wrong side of the bed today.

Zane: *says that Kai is impatient because he hasn't unlocked his True Potential*

Me: Oh, that explains a lot.

Kai: *Great observation, Mr. Roboto, but Cole hasn't found it either."

Cole: "I got it!"

Kai: "You've unlocked it? Ohh, why am I the only one?!"

Me: I don't think Kai has to worry about Cole finding his True Potential right now. Cole isn't glowing or floating.

Cole: *shows picture of the Blade Cup*

Me: Whoa, that's a nice lookin' trophy. I wish I had it. I've never gotten a trophy in my life. 😭

Zane: "You never told us your dad was an accomplished athlete. What sport?"

Cole: "Oh, he's uhh... a Blacksmith."

Kai: "Nothing wrong with that. My father was a blacksmith too."

Me: Ninjago has a blacksmith competition? Cool! Kai would probably lose.

Cole: *reveals that his dad is a Royal Blacksmith*

Jay: *snickers*

Me: Oh, dancing is pretty cool too. Being a good dancer is not easy, Jay. I would like to see you try.

Cole: *says that the Blade Cup was made by Clutch Powers*

Me: Wait, what?

Cole: "I haven't talked to my father in years."

Me: Aww, Cole looked so sad when he said that. 

Cole: *explains that he ran away from the Marty Oppenheimer School of Performing Arts and has been lying to his father*

Me: Someone please give Cole a hug. (And a season of his own.)

Lord Garmadon: "Sometimes, one must revel in the shadows to truly see the light."

Me: Does anyone understand what Garmadon meant?

Lord Garmadon and Sensei Wu: *fight Craglings together*

Me: Man, Sensei and Garmadon have a lot of weapons.

Lord Garmadon and Sensei Wu: *do Spinjitzu*

Me: Their Spinjitzu tornadoes look so cool next to each other.

All Ninjas: *jump out of the Destiny's Bounty and summon their Elemental vehicles*

Me: Wouldn't that attract a lot of unwanted attention?

Cole: "I told you. My dad can't find out I'm a ninja, and I don't feel like making up excuses why I'm carrying a giant scythe around."

Me: Yeah, that would be pretty hard to explain. I know my parents would immediately flip out if they saw me holding a giant scythe.

Lou: "What? You too good for the doorbell?

Me: Well, that was harsh.

Cole: *rings the doorbell*

Lou: *opens the door*

Me: You slammed the door on your son's face just so that he could ring the doorbell? Really?

Lou: *talks about the Blade cup and how you can earn it*

Me: Oooh, this Blade Cup sounds really difficult to win. Good luck, ninjas.

Lou: "Let me hear the sweet, sweet sound of harmony."

Jay, Zane, and Kai: "Harmonyyyyy."

Me: Ouch. I thought the ninja could sing better. 

Lou: "I've never been more proud. If you'll excuse me, I need to write a song about my feelings."

Me: I wonder how he'll react when he finds out the ninja are tricking him.

Mezmo and Snike: *find a poster for the Ninjago Talent Show*

Me: Just when you thought the ninjas might catch a break and easily get a Fangblade this happens.

Kai: "Bop till you drop."

Jay: "Shake it till you break it."

Zane: "Move it till you lose it."

Cole: "Spin it till you win it."

Me: Hey, they sounded decent. Better than I would've sounded.

Lou: "If my ears weren't attached to my head, they'd be running away."

Me: He should be a judge for the talent show.

Lou: "Kai, love the energy, hate the hair." *hits Kai on the head*

Me: Poor Kai. If they weren't on an important mission, I bet he would've gotten extremely mad.

Lou: "Zane, you're like a machine. Don't change anything."

Me: Oh, okay. 

Lou: "And, Cole, try to act like you want to be here."

Me: Ha! Lou picked up on that.

Cole: *talks about the Triple Tiger Sashay*

Me: Wow, Lou pushes Cole hard. No wonder Cole doesn't want to become a dancer after humiliating himself.

Jay: "I don't know. I'm starting to think we can win this thing."

Me: I've seen improvement, but I don't think the ninjas can win the whole talent show.

Skales: "It's here! I feel it!"

Me: Wow, Skales must really like talent shows.

Pythor: "Calm down. There's no need to attract unwanted attention."

Me: Wouldn't two snakes sticking their heads out of a storm drain attract attention?

Sensei Wu: "Though we live in two different worlds, I still see good in your heart, brother."

Me: Awww, that's sweet.

Lord Garmadon: *kicks Sensei Wu into the portal*

Me: Uhhh, what happened to that good in his heart?

Lord Garmadon: "I'm back, Ninjago."

Me: Uh-oh!

People: *practice their acts*

Me: Hmm, looks like the ninja might have a chance at winning this thing after all.

Kai: "You're two beats off."

Zane: "Actually, 2.72 off of the beat."

Me: Zane's so smart. I can't keep a beat to save my life.

Cole: *admits to Lou that he's a ninja*

Lou: "I can't be proud of any son who thinks stealing is right, and I'm not going to wait around to watch you make a fool of our family's legacy."

Me: This is so sad to watch.

Serpentine: *arrive at the talent show*

Me: Ew, they look so bad in their disguises.

Judge: *talks from inside Pythor's stomach*

Me: Is anyone going to do anything about this?!

Serpentine: *sing*

Me: I give it a negative 2.

Zane: "I have butterflies in my stomach." 

Me: It's okay, Zane. Don't be nervous.

Zane: "No. I really do have butterflies." *opens chest panel*

Me: Oh... uh... how did those get in there? 

All Ninjas: *dance to the Weekend Whip and fight Serpentine at the same time*

Me: AWESOME!!! GO NINJA!

Cole: *performs the Triple Tiger Sashay* "Rawr."

Me: *goes crazy* Cole is so amazing!

Judge Inside Pythor: *gives the ninja a ten*

Me: That was sorta gross, but I'm glad that he gave the ninjas what they deserved.

Cole: *looks at the crowd and realizes Lou's chair was empty*

Me: Cole wanted his dad to see him and be proud of him. That's so sad that his dad missed it.

Kai, Jay, and Zane: *do a celebratory dance*

Me: *tries to join the dance but fails*

Lou: "I saw it all, son. I saw it all."

Cole and Lou: *hug and talk to each other*

Me: Awwwwww!

Pythor: "Sorry to interrupt your little family reunion, but did you know... it's me."

Me: Ah, stupid Pythor! You just ruined a beautiful moment. And yes, it was painfully obvious that it was you.

Cole: *runs and tries to cover his dad from the falling debris*

Pythor: *gets away with the Blade Cup*

Kai, Jay, and Zane: *stand and cough*

Me: Don't let Pythor escape! Avenge Cole!

Cole: *finds his True Potential*

Me: Yay! Go Cole!

Kai: "Great. So now I really am the only one who hasn't figured out my special power."

Me: Stop complaining and be happy for your friend, Kai.

Kai: "Who knows? Maybe when I unlock my True Potential, I'll turn into the destined Green Ninja."

Cole: "The only thing your destined for is a more inflated ego."

Me: Ooooh, good one, Cole.

Lou: *hangs up picture of the ninjas on his wall*

Me: That picture looks great, but the one above it is kinda freaky looking.

Lou: "As far as I'm concerned, you're all family now."

Me: So sweet!