Fun Fact: I ship Jaya.

Cole: *draws picture during Nya's lecture*

Me: Hey, that's what I do when I get bored in class too.

Jay: *stares at Nya*

Me: Jay? What did you do to your hair?

Nya: "Excuse me, is someone wearing perfume? I'm severely allergic to perfume."

Me: Whoa, that's a weird thing to be allergic to.

Jay: "You told me it was men's cologne."

Kai: "Eh, I get them mixed up."

Me: If Nya's severely allergic to perfume, Kai could've accidentally killed her with his prank!

Zane: *flicks his humor switch off on his arm*

Me: Oh, I guess Zane also has a control panel on his arm. That's neat.

Jay: *tries to explain himself*

Nya: "I know it's just a cruel joke. I should be fine. Please, go fight snakes."

Me: Nya, pay attention! It's extremely obvious that Jay likes you.

Jay: "No, no, no. I was trying to impress you."

Me: Jay's so sweet. 

Nya: "Impress me? But I look so..."

Jay: "Fantastic."

Me: Awwww, so cute!

Jay: *asks Nya out*

Me: Say yes, Nya. How could you resist such a cute, nervous guy?

Nya: "You mean like a... date?"

Jay: "Um... yeah."

Me: Duh, of course it's a date.

Nya: "Sure, I'd love to."

Me: Yay! Jay got a yes.

Jay: *accidentally pierces his hand on a Fangpyre fang*

Me: Uh-oh. That's not good.

*drop of poison leaks out of the Fangpyre fang*

Me: That's really not good!

Lord Garmadon: "Back in Ninjago, I was physically unable to hold all four Spinjitzu Weapons. But here, Dark Magic has stronger and what was once impossible is now possible." *reveals his four arms*

Me: Ugh! That is so freaky! I wouldn't trust Dark Magic. It always seems to backfire on the people who use it.

Lord Garmadon: *holds four weapons and runs at Sensei Wu*

Me: Four weapons, against one. That's so not fair.

Mud Monsters: *appear*

Me: Aaaahh! Those things look weird.

Lord Garmadon: "You don't belong here, old fool."

Me: If Sensei is an "old fool" and you are his older brother, does that make you an ancient fool?

Sensei Wu: "Your son's in danger!"

Lord Garmadon: *rescues Sensei Wu*

Me: So much for brotherly love. 

Lord Garmadon: "We should leave before it really gets dark."

Me: Really gets dark?! It already looks dark.

Skales: "This is it, Pythor. The map leads us here. The first Fangblade." *points at Mega Monster Amusement Park*

Me: Ha! They have to go to an amusement park.

Man: "Excuse me."

Me: *watches as family in the background carries their screaming child out of the amusement park* 😂

Man: "Would you mind if my family takes a picture with you?"

Woman: "Your costume is so authentic."

Me: I love their Southern accents.

Jay: *realizes he's turning into a snake*

Me: Yikes! He's turning into a snake just like his parents.

Jay: "No, it's nothing. It's just a rash. It'll probably just go away."

Me: What kind of rash turns your skin green and scaly? Jay, that's not a rash.

Jay: *enters the bridge*

Me: You should tell your friends about your, uh... problem, Jay. Not cover it up with gloves and an ugly scarf.

Jay: *tells Cole that he's taking Nya to a nice restaurant*

Me: Jay's really proud that he got a date with Nya. That's sweet.

Kai: *tells Jay that he might want to change his plans because of recent Serpentine activity*

Me: I'm a bit surprised that Kai didn't overreact to Jay's announcement about taking his sister on a date. At least that means he trusts Jay.

Jay: "We can't let them get it. Ooh, but my date."

Me: Poor Jay. He really wants to go on a date with Nya.

Kai: "Jay, if they get all four of them, Pythor can unleash the Great Devourer. Get your priorities straight, man."

Me: Yep, I can just see Jay getting his priorities straight and ditching the other ninjas to go on that date with Nya.

Nya: *flies into her bedroom window*

Me: Really? Did none of the ninjas see or hear her? 

Jay: *knocks on Nya's door* "Uh, Nya. You there?" *starts to open the door*

Me: You're supposed to knock and wait for a reply, Jay. Not just knock and enter.

Nya: *slams the door shut*

Me: That's exactly what I would've done. 

Nya: *hides all her Samurai X gear*

Me: That's a lot of stuff. I wish I had weapons like that.

Nya: *realizes her Samurai X helmet is out and kicks it away*

Me: That could've been disastrous.

Jay: *squeaks while looking at Nya in her outfit*

Me: Jay's little squeak is so cute!

Lord Garmadon: "So, what kind of trouble has Lloyd gotten himself into now?

Sensei Wu: "I'm afraid to say, the worst kind."

Me: Sensei Wu is exactly right.

Lord Garmadon: "Why would Lloyd open the Tombs?"

Sensei Wu: "To be like you."

Lord Garmadon: "I never wanted him to. Thank you for watching out for him."

Me: Lloyd is a little daddy's boy. Garmadon doesn't seem all that evil to me.

Sensei Wu: "You may think of me as your enemy, but I was first your brother."

Me: Whoa, that's deep.

Nya: "It's just the portions are so big. And to think we split our dish!"

Me: Eww, what's even in those sandwiches?

Jay: *talks about how he doesn't like Samurai X*

Me: Jay, watch your mouth! You're gonna lose your date.

Jay: *starts talking with a lisp and realizes he has fangs and a forked tongue*

Me: Aw, man. Jay needs to get help.

Jay: "Oh gosh! I'm turning into a ssssnake!"

Me: You just realized this?!

Jay: "This is the worst date ever."

Me: Jay's right. I mean, how many people have went out with a guy who's turning into a snake?

Boy: "Lame! This ride is stupid!"

Me: Then why'd you get on it?

Kai: "Where is everybody?"

People: *run and scream out of the ride*

Me: Was everyone on that ride?

Cole: "Let's not bother the two lovebirds."

Me: Eh, go ahead. The date is not going as well as you might think.

Nya: "Sorry, Jay. Duty calls."

Me: Don't just ditch Jay! At least leave a note!

Jay: "Ahh! I have a tail!"

Me: Ugh! That's so gross!

Jay: "It's okay, Jay. Lots of girls like tails."

Me: I like tails if their soft and fluffy. Not scaly.

Jay: "She left? Nya?"

Me: Poor Jay.

Man: "Snaaake!"

Me: That would've been my reaction too.

Pythor: *uncovers a Fangblade*

Me: Ohhh, so that's what they wanted. It doesn't look anything like a chili pepper.

Kai and Cole: *argue about Kai's opening line of, "Not so fast."*

Me: Do you two realize how dumb you look when you argue in front of the villains?

Zane: "Watch and learn, brothers." *activates his True Potential and freezes Kai, Cole, and himself* "Oops."

Me: Really, Zane? That was all you got. Hurry, Kai! Melt the ice before the Serpentine escape.

Samurai X: *boosters malfunction*

Me: That sucks. Ruuuuun!

Spitta: *gets hit by the roller coaster and starts screaming*

Me: Whoa, that's gotta be terrifying. I feel slightly bad for this snake.

Lady: *screams then pushes Spitta off the roller coaster*

Me: I gotta hand it to the lady. She just knocked a snake off a roller coaster.

Mezmo: *stops chasing Samurai X and grabs some cotton candy*

Me: I would've done that too. 

Serpentine: *capture Samurai X and remove their helmet*

Me: Ahhhhhh!! Someone help Nya! Where are the other ninjas?

Jay: *gets beat up by a group people*

Me: Jay has got it rough. 

Jay: *covers up his face with his scarf and manages to fool the people*

Me: Those people are really stupid. At least Jay made it out safely.

Jay: *wiggles his tail*

Me: Ewww, that is so unnatural.

Serpentine: *laugh when they see Jay's tail*

Me: Aw man, that must be so humiliating for Jay.

Nya: *chained to a broken roller coaster*

Me: I guess the Serpentine like to make their victims' deaths extravagant.

Nya: *notices Jay's tail*

Me: This is where the truth comes out.

Jay: "I was meaning to tell you, but I didn't want it to ruin the date."

Nya: "Aww, that's so sweet."

Me: At least Nya's not mad or upset.

Jay: *admits that he lied to Nya in an attempt to impress her*

Me: Good job, Jay. You finally told the truth. 

Nya: *admits that she is Samurai X*

Me: Apparently, this is tell the truth time. I admit... nothing.

Nya: "I like you best when you're you." *kisses Jay*

Me: Awwwwwwwwww!!! I totally ship it!

Jay: *turns back to normal* "It's just like you said. You must've raised my heart rate."

Me: And the roller coaster ride to death isn't raising your heart rate at all?

Jay: *unlocks his True Potential*

Me: That's so awesome! Go, Jay!

Zane: "You really had me fooled. I never guessed you were the Samurai."

Me: What happened to your high intellect and sixth sense, Zane? 

Cole: "I wish I had a sister like you."

Me: Aw, that's really sweet of Cole to say. (Although... later he pretty much changes that to, "I wish you were my girlfriend.")

Kai: *says that he technically won the bet*

Jay, Cole, and Zane: *deny that there was a bet*

Me: Well played, ninjas. Well played. 👍🏼 👏🏼

Jay: "It's important to be yourself."

Me: That's so true.

Cole: *points out that the Serpentine have the first Fangblade*

Me: Technically, the ninjas only have to grab one Fangblade to stop the Serpentine. Eh, they've got three more tries. They should be okay.

Jay: "And we figured out all this without Sensei. Pretty good for four ninja."

Nya: *lightly hits Jay*

Jay: "And a Samurai."

Me: Yep. You're all getting so much stronger. I wonder when Nya will become a ninja.

Lord Garmadon: "The worst is yet to come."

Me: Well... that's a cheerful ending.

I watched Episode 85: Firstbourne! It was good. Karlof, Griffin, and Shade are back! Yes!!! What did you all think of the new episode?