Fun Fact: I stopped hating Lloyd in this episode.

Falcon: "Wake up, Zane. I know where you come from."

Me: I knew there was something different about that falcon!

Zane: *hits his head on the top bunk*

Me: Is Zane dreaming within a dream or something?

Zane: "Where are the others?"

Sensei Wu: "Training on the upper deck."

Zane: *walks out onto the empty upper deck*

Me: *gasps* Sensei lied!!!!!!

Zane: *talks to the Falcon*

Me: I find it so adorable that Zane has a connection to the Falcon.

Garmadon: *sneaks up behind Zane*

Me: Oh no, he's back! Watch out, Zane!

Lord Garmadon: *talks about how he'll recreate ninjago in his own image*

Me: That's all he wants? Seriously?!

Lord Garmadon: *grabs Zane, throws him, and almost crushes him*

Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Green Ninja: *saves Zane and beats up Lord Garmadon*

Me: Yay! Go Green Ninja!

Zane: "Who are you? Kai, is that you?"

Me: Ummm... I'm guessing it's either Kai or Jay.

Zane: *gets surrounded by Falcons*

Me: Yep, this is definitely a dream.

Zane: "How come no one awakened me?"

Kai: "We didn't think you wanted us to. You looked like you were having some dream."

Me: If Zane is late, it's your fault for not waking him up.

Zane: "How do I know this isn't a dream–

Cole: *slaps Zane with a pillow*

Me: Oh wow, that was really helpful of you, Cole.

Zane: "No... thank you for your help."

Me: Wait, was that sarcasm or was Zane being real?

Jay: "Woah, Zane, everytime you see that bird, something big happens."

Me: Yeah, I can't wait to see more of the Falcon.

Zane: "This time, it showed me the Green Ninja."

Kai, Jay, and Cole: "The Green Ninja?!!!!"

Me: Chill out, people! It's just a guy wearing green clothes.

Sensei Wu: "That looks like the Shocked Monkey. Bad form. More focus."

Me: Ha! 🙈🙊🙉

Sensei Wu: *pulls Kai's hair*

Me: Ouch! I know how that feels.

Sensei Wu: "What was so important to ignore my teachings?"

Kai: "Uhh... nothing."

Jay: "It was nothing, Sensei."

Cole: "Yeah, we don't talk while you teach."

Zane: "Everyone was paying attention."

Me: Sensei might be old, but he's not deaf and naïve.

Cole: "It was all Zane."

Zane: "I was merely answering their questions."

Me: Yeah, Cole. Don't blame Zane. You were the one asking questions.

Sensei Wu: *tells the ninjas that as a punishment they must train*

Me: That sucks. At least they'll get stronger.

Kai: "Training?! For how long?"

Sensei Wu: "Until you can answer this simple riddle. 'What is the best way to defeat an enemy?'"

 Me: Uhhh... kill them?

Jay: "Come on, guys. We're smart. We can figure this out."

Me: That statement is still up for debate.

Lloyd: "Do your thing, Fangpyre. I let you out of your home for a reason."

Me: Honestly, if I was that General, I would have bit the kid by now.

Fangtom: "Skaaales! My old chum!"

Me: What an unfortunate turn of events for Lloyd.

Fangtom: "I could turn him into one of us."

Me: You should've done that a long time ago.

Skales: "Naaah, the little tyke is pretty useless."

Me: Glad you noticed.

Fangtom: "What if you hypnotize him and make him think he's a pig?"

Me: He already is a pig. 🐖

Skales: "That'd be pretty funny."

Me: Yep, it would be hilarious.

Lloyd: *tries to run away*

Me: I highly doubt you can make it, Lloyd. Your in the middle of two Serpentine armies.

Lloyd: *gets thrown far away*

Me: Whaddya know, he actually made it.

Kai: "So I'm the Green Ninja."

Me: It was just a dream/vision. It doesn't prove anything.

Cole: *argues that he could have been the only one who could've lifted the cargo*

Me: Oh! I didn't even realize that that was the attribute he shared with the Green Ninja. I feel as though anyone could've lifted that if they had the proper training.

Zane: *argues that the dream was his and the Falcon was there so he must be the Green Ninja*

Me: Hmmm... he makes a valid point. The dream did come to him. 

Cole: "Anyone can hold nunchucks."

Me: He is right. So the Green Ninja might be Kai or Zane.

Sensei Wu: *asks the ninja for the answer to the riddle because they aren't training*

Me: Looks like the ninja have been caught slacking off.

Kai: "The best way to defeat your enemy is to... train, Sensei?"

Me: Kai is just like my friends when they get called to answer a question, but they weren't paying attention.

Sensei Wu: "Feeble and incorrect! Maybe more training will help you focus."

Me: Geez, Sensei. You sure know how to let your students know they are wrong.

Sensei Wu: "A razor sharp weapon is an extension of a razor sharp mind."

Me: Man, I gotta remember that.

Lloyd: *finds the Anacondrai Tomb*

Me: Why do you have to be so dumb?!!!!

Lloyd: *shines flashlight on Anacondrai skeletons*

Me: *waits for Anacondrai skeletons to come to life and scare Lloyd*

Pythor: *sneaks up behind Lloyd*

Me: Oh! I guess there's only one big snake left.

Pythor: *talks to Lloyd*

Me: There's something about this snake that I don't like. Plus the title of the episode is never trust a snake. Is it just me or is that a really big snake or is Lloyd just really short?

Pythor: *talks about how the other Anacondrai starved to death*

Me: Ew, I bet that snake stayed alive by eating their remains.

Pythor: "And who might you be? My little appetiz–uh, I mean friend."

Me: What an intelligent person does – runs away if someone calls them an appetizer. What Lloyd does – introduces himself to the person who calls him an appetizer. Great going, Lloyd. You just gave the person who wants to eat you your name.

Pythor: "Oh how deliciously evil! If I had feet, ooooh, I'd be trembling in my boots!"

Me: Give me a break. Just drop the fake friend act.

Lloyd: "You're not gonna trick me?"

Me: Huh. Perhaps Lloyd has learned at least a little caution.

Pythor: "Why would I trick you? I hardly have any friends."

Me: You didn't answer the kid's question. A simple yes or no would've suffice. And you have no friends because you probably ate all of them.

Pythor: *eyes the map*

Me: What's he up to?

Pythor: "You know, Floyd."

Lloyd: "It's Lloyd."

Pythor: "Whatever."

Me: If your "friend" doesn't even care about what your name is, they're not your friend.

Kai: "Zane, you're smart. What is it?"

Me: That is what everyone says to me in class when they don't understand the teacher.

Pythor and Lloyd: *cause trouble*

Me: Why isn't everyone alarmed by a giant snake with arms?

Pythor and Lloyd: *steal candy from babies*

Me: Why do you want a slobbery piece of candy? Where are all of those babies' parents?!

Lloyd: *admits he wasn't bad enough for Darkley's Boarding School for Bad Boys*

Me: Now that's just sad.

Pythor: "I'll be your friend."

Me: No, no, and no.

Pythor: *tries to steal the map but fails*

Me: That look on his face is priceless! 

Sensei Wu: "Sadly, you are all wrong."

Me: At least Sensei let them down a little more gently than last time.

Kai: "Who cares? It's something else besides training."

Me: Ha! Kai is so done with training.

Kai: "Break it down for me, sis."

Me: I don't know why, but this line makes me laugh.

Zane: *runs over and pushes the button*

Me: Nya was literally standing right besides the button. Couldn't she have easily reached over and pressed it?

Lloyd: "Hey! How are the booby traps?"

Me: Why does Lloyd love booby traps so much?

Jay: "I have one idea, but you guys gotta trust me."

Kai: "Ugh, I don't think I like the sound of this."

Me: Have fun, Kai. I hope you survive.

Pythor: *tries to reassure Lloyd*

Me: Pythor is very smart and crafty. I don't like him.

Lloyd: "What's that?!"

Pythor: *traps a lizard*

Me: Lloyd, calm down.

All Ninjas: *sit on the anchor of the Destiny's Bounty*

Me: Oh no. I now see what Jay's idea is.

Cole: *talks to Kruncha and Nuckal*

Me: Oh no! Not these guys again.

Jay: *jumps into the elevator*

Me: You're not supposed to use the elevators during emergencies, Jay.

Zane: "I can't move."

Me: I'm pretty sure that was the whole point of the trap.

Cole: "Prepare to eat dust!" *trips and stirs up the dust*

Me: Look at who's eating dust now.

Jay: "Uuugh! That's one big snake."

Me: Yep. That's one big, deceitful snake.

Lloyd: *runs around in circles* "They're coming! They're coming!"

Me: Wow, Lloyd is really scared of those ninjas.

Jay: "Shocked to see me?"

Me: *facepalms* 🤦🏻‍♀️

Pythor: *betrays Lloyd*

Me: I totally saw that coming. Lloyd needs to learn how to make better friends.

Sensei Wu: "Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon! You come here right now!"

Me: You know you're in trouble when someone calls you by your full name.

Jay: *slings Lloyd over his shoulder*

Me: And to think that this is the kid who released three types of dangerous Serpentine Tribes from various ancient tombs.

Zane, Cole, and Kai: *come up with ways to punish Lloyd*

Me: I definitely accept all of those ideas.

Lloyd and Sensei Wu: *interact with each other*

Me: Hmmmm... since Lloyd apologized I actually feel bad for him. He sounded so sad. His dad is probably far away and doesn't care what happens to Lloyd. I wonder where his mom is. At least his uncle is taking care of him.

Jay: "Why isn't the little brat getting punished?!"

Me: I would've wanted that too. Now, I have come to the realization that he's just a young kid with no parents in his life. He doesn't know any better.

Cole: "Yeah, we had to train all day, and he gets read a bedtime story?"

Me: Do you want a bedtime story too, Cole?

Kai: "No, Sensei. We still don't know what the best way to defeat your enemy is."

Sensei Wu: "It is... to make them your friend."

All Ninjas: "Ooooooh."

Me: Ooooh. That's such a good answer!

Hey! I decided to update early because this has gotten over 100 reads. I know that may not seem like a lot to some people, but I'm really happy about that. Thank you to all my readers!

Have any of you seen the Season 9 English trailer? It's so awesome! I'm soooooooo happy that the Elemental Masters are returning. I hope that Chamille, Ash, Jacob, Bolobo, and Gravis will return as well.