Fun Fact: This episode solidified my place as a fan of Ninjago.

Sensei Wu: "Evil doesn't sleep and neither should you."

Me: Sure, evil might not sleep, but I need sleep.

Kai: "Okay, okay. We're up, but if you want us to reach our Full Potential, shouldn't we at least get a full night of rest?"

Me: What he says is very true.

Jay: *unknowingly pours sand onto his toothbrush*

Me: Uh, Jay? Don't put that in your mouth. 

Zane: *falls through the floor*

Me: This ship is definitely a fixer upper.

Sensei Wu: "I think today's lesson will be chores."

All Ninjas: "Chores?!"

Me: Chores? What are chores? Never heard of them. XD

Sensei Wu: "I expect things to be spotless when I return. And put your backs into it."

Me: Plus side of having ninja students: they clean your house for free.

Cole: *uses Spinjitzu to pick up junk*

Me: *tries to use Spinjitzu to clean up my room* *gets dizzy and falls over*

Kai and Zane: *use Spinjitzu to clean the room*

Me: Not sure how that worked out, but that was cool.

Jay: *charges up the Destiny's Bounty*

Me: Ha, Jay is a portable charger. ⚡️

Zane, Cole, and Kai: *raise the sail*

Me: Aww, Zane looks exactly like me in tug-of-war.

Cole: "Ninja don't just fight, Nya. We clean."

Me: I thought you said earlier that ninjas fight and don't clean.

Sensei Wu: "Oh. You have exceeded my expectations, but can you keep it up?"

Me: They probably can't.

Ed and Edna: *come riding up in their jalopy*

Me: Who are these people?

Jay: *starts going on and on about how his parents talk a lot*

Kai: "We get it! They talk a lot. A cherry doesn't fall far from its blossom."

Me: Now we know where Jay gets his lightning fast mouth from.

Ed and Edna: *talk to each other*

Me: I like Jay's parents already.

Edna: "Oh look at my baby boy! It's been so long since we've heard from you."

Jay: "Ma, I called you two days ago."

Me: So Jay has got the type of parents that treat you like a baby no matter how old you are. That's really cute and funny.

Ed: "Well, it's not soon enough, son. When are ya coming out to the junkyard? Ya  say your comin' and then ya don't."

Me: Wow, I didn't realize Jay was that rude to his parents.

Edna: "He hates it when we tell people he was born in a junkyard."

Me: What's wrong with being born in a junkyard? 

Edna: "Oooh! And who are you? You are so cute! You're just my son's type."

Me: Apparently, Jay's parents are also the type that embarrass him in front of his friends. Don't worry, Jay. My parents are like that too.

Jay: "No, a cappuccino machine."

Me: Gross! I hate coffee.

Everyone: *talks about the button*

Me: What does the button do exactly?

Cole: "Edna, it was a pleasure hearing about Jay's first potty time."

Me: LOL! 🤣

Edna: *talks about Jay kissing a pillow*

Me: Oh man! Jay's parents are the absolute best!

Ed: "Bye, son! I couldn't be more proud!"

Me: Have I mentioned how much I love Jay's parents?

Edna: "And bring Nya with ya, will ya? I can see why ya like her."

Me: At least Nya has now been approved by Jay's parents.

Sensei Wu: "Now that they have left, perhaps now Jay can teach us the art of... kissing pillows."

Me: Poor Jay. 

Ed and Edna: *talk about Jay*

Me: Have a little faith in your son.

Lloyd: *tries to convince himself he's not scared*

Me: Oh look, the brat is back. And he screams like a girl.

Lloyd: "If there's anything a snake doesn't like, it's another snake."

Me: But I bet they would enjoy eating a tasty little boy.

Lloyd: *opens the Fangpyre Tomb*

Me: Why are you releasing even more Serpentine?!

Fangtom: *appears*

Me: That thing is creeeepy, it's fangs are so long, it sounds like a vampire, and it has two heads!

Edna: "What, Ed? Are you hearing things again?!"

Me: Again?!

*junkyard lights go out*

Me: Oh-no!

Ed: "Whoever's there, my son knows Spinjitzu."

Me: But your son is miles away.

Ed: "Call Jay, Hon! Someone's broken in!"

Me: Jay = son and security guard

Lloyd: *acts intimidating*

Me: Gotta give him an E for effort.

Ed: "Be strong, Edna. I won't let them hurt you."

Me: Awwww, his dedication is so sweet.

Fangpyre Army: *mutates objects in the junkyard*

Me: So their venom works on non-living objects too? I gotta say, those vehicles remind me so much of Chima.

Fangtom: "We can also... turn people too."

Me: Noooo!

Cole, Zane, and Kai: *hint that Jay should visit his parents*

Me: Hehe, for ninja, they're not being so subtle.

Nya: "Ya gonna visit your parents today?"

Jay: "Psh. Sure am. Just about to leave."

Me: Oh really now?

Zane, Cole, and Kai: *frown at Jay*

Jay: "What? So my plate's not that full."

Me: Right, whatever you say.

Sensei Wu: *says that the Dragons must travel to the Spirit Coves*

Me: Awww, I don't want them to leave.

Jay: "Well, I guess I gotta go on this long walk all by myself. It'd sure be nice to have company."

Cole, Kai, and Zane: *agree to go with Jay*

Me: Ha, poor Jay. Trying to get some alone time with Nya, but everyone decides to tag along.

Sensei Wu: *talks about the Sacred Flute*

Me: There's only one in existence? Why can't you just make more? Oh look, the falcon is back and he has a friend.

Jay: "I get the lesson. Respect your elders or else suffer the consequences. Boy, you guys are laying it on thick."

Me: Looks like someone's a bit grumpy.

Jay: "It's quiet... my family's never quite."

Me: Never? I feel bad for you.

Jay: *finds his parents*

Me: Phew, they're still alive. But they've got fangs?

Cole: "Uh, is that wrecking ball staring at me?"

Me: Yes, yes it is and it's so creepy!

Jay: "Nobody messes with my family!" *beats up Fangpyre*

Me: Man! I would not want to be those Serpentine right now.

Nya: *beats up Fangpyre*

Me: Seriously, why isn't Nya a ninja?!

Sensei Wu: "Young nephew! Must I teach you who's side you should be on?"

Me: Yes! Teach him a lesson.

Lloyd: *turns up volume* "Sorry, Uncle! Can't hear you!"

Me: Ugh, he's such a disrespectful little brat.

Edna: *hits Fangpyre with frying pan*

Me: Good job! 👍🏼

All ninja: *sees the Fangpyre robot*

Jay: "Ugh, what is that thing?"

Me: It's a giant death machine that's going to kill you if you don't run!

Ed: "It was supposed to be in your honor, son. But do ya like it?"

Me: Well... it's the thought that counts.

Cole: "Why'd you have to be born in a junkyard?"

Me: He doesn't exactly have control of where he was born, Cole.

Kai: "Wasn't there four of us?"

Me: Did you just realize this now?

Jay: *stands on top of wrecking ball*

Me: How is that possible?!

Jay: *trys to figure out how to work the Fangpyre wrecking ball*

Me: Yuck! That thing looks like it could bite Jay.

Jay: *hits the Fangpyre robot with the wrecking ball*

Me: Knockout!

Lloyd: "Retreat!"

Me: Dude, you've got a whole army. It's only 4 ninja, an old man, and 1 girl.

Ed: "It'sssss okay, ssson."

Me: Yikes! They're turning green!

Sensei Wu: "talks about the Golden Weapons' full potential*

Jay: "Don't! This is not the time to be cryptic."

Me: He would not be a Sensei if he was not cryptic and confusing.

All Ninjas: *unlock their Elemental Vehicles*

Me: The Golden Weapons can do that! That's so awesome!!!

Cole: "I'd hate to hurt Rocky's feelings, but I think he's just been replaced."

Me: No, no, no. You can never replace a dragon.

Nya: "Does your flute turn into anything?"

Sensei Wu: "I wish."

Me: I wish it could transform too.

Lloyd: "What the heck was that?!"

Me: Your doom.

Jay: "I got it? I got it!" *Storm Fighter disappears*

Me: Uh-oh. 

Zane, Kai, and Cole: *Elemental Vehicles disappear*

Me: Quick, do something! Jay is gonna turn into a blueberry pancake.

Jay: *lands in jalopy*

Me: He's alive!!

Fangtom: "Attack!"

Me: You could've said that at the junkyard.

Sensei Wu: *says that the Golden Weapons are extensions of a person's mind*

Me: So it's connected to their minds? That's weird but cool.

Jay: "We have to get back to headquarters!"

Me: And then what?

Ed and Edna: *drink the antidote*

Me: Yay! They're saved from the venom.

Jay: *presses the button*

Me: Whaaaat?! The ship can fly?!!!!

Nya: *drops the staff*

Me: At least she took out one of the soldiers.

Jay: "But stay as long as you'd like. It's nice having you here."

Me: That was nice of Jay to say.

Ed: "Take a note, Edna. Of all our inventions, this one is our greatest."

Edna: "I already know, dear."

Me: Awwww, that's so sweet and adorable!

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