Fun Fact: This is the episode where I began noticing Zane.

*Weekend Whip*

Me: *still trying to figure out who is who*

Sense Wu: *looks surprised that the ninjas are training*

Me: That's the way my teacher looks at the class when we are all quiet and actually doing our work.

Zane: *messes up everyone's training and freezes the training course*

Me: Hmmm, this guy has just caught my attention.

Jay, Kai and Cole: *talk about Zane*

Me: Hey, don't be mean!

Kai: "Sensei, Zane's weird."

Sensei Wu: "What is weird? Someone who is different? Or someone who is different than you?"

Me: Sensei makes a really good point. I need to remember this saying.

Zane: *walks in on Cole using the restroom*

Me: That's so awkward.

Zane: *laughs during a sad scene in a movie*

Me: I feel like I would do that too. Except, I wouldn't do that creepy laugh.

Zane: *sits casually in the fridge while eating a sandwich*

Me: Well... he is the ice ninja.

Jay: "Hey, Zane. How come you never hear anything from your parents?"

Zane: "I don't remember my parents. I've been an orphan all of my life."

Me: Awww, poor guy!

Cole: "Liver and toads, Rocky. Your favorite!"

Me: Ew, but the dragon is cute. It's like a big puppy.

Rattla: "I can't believe you hypnotized one of the ninja! Does the general know?"

Skales: "Course not! He's been put under the control of Lloyd, and I plan to use it for my best interest."

Me: This snake means serious business. I bet he'll eventually take charge.

Lloyd: "Hey! If we plan to rule Ninjago from here, this elevator needs a trap door. I want more booby traps!"

Me: Little brat. 

Cole: "Hey, I didn't hear any complaints about my duck chowder last night."

Kai: "That's because it glued our mouths shut. You really think Jay was speechless all throughout dinner?"

Me: That's very unfortunate and hilarious.

Zane: "Dinner is served."

Everyone else: *bursts out laughing*

Me: What's so funny?

Kai: "No, we laugh because you came out wearing that ridiculous outfit."

Me: He doesn't look that bad. Besides, my favorite color is pink. 

Sensei Wu: *dumps bowl of food on Cole's head* "Now, you are brothers."

Me: Wow, Sensei has cool ways of teaching his students a lesson.

*Food fight!*

Me: Oooh! Even Sensei is joining the food fight.

Falcon: *mimics Zane*

Me: Aww, that's a cute bird.

Zane: *follows the Falcon to Lloyd's treehouse*

Me: There's something peculiar about that falcon.

Lloyd: "If I see one girl in here, I'm gonna go ballistic."

Me: And I'm going to punch you if you don't shut up!

Jay: "Why did you follow a bird?"

Zane: "Because it danced."

Me: Ummm, I don't think that's a legitimate reason to follow a bird.

Jay: "Oh! Was it a Cuckoo bird?"

Zane: "Of course not. Everyone knows Cuckoo birds are not indigenous to these forests."

Me: Mr. Smartypants

Jay: "Whoa, are you sure? It looks like a pretty cool treehouse. There's a ropes course—oh, a tree swing.

Me: Focus on the task at hand!

Lloyd: *makes a Hypnobrai snake fall through a trap door* "Booby trap!"

Me: Probably not the best idea to injure one of your "henchmen."

Skales: "You! You obey my every command."

Me: Oh-no! I knew this would come into play sooner or later.

Skales: *makes Lloyd fall in a cage*

Me: He totally had that coming.

Cole: *fights the rest of the ninja*

Me: This is really interesting!

Cole: *about to cut the rope/vine*

Me: Noooo! Snap out of it. Don't kill your teammates. 

Sensei Wu and Nya: *come flying in*

Me: Whew, everything's going to be okay.

Sensei Wu: "It's as old as the Serpentine themselves."

Me: And exactly how old are the Serpentine?

Everyone: *sees monastery in flames*

Me: Man, that sucks!

Rocky, Wisp, and Shard: *trapped inside the burning monastery*

Me: Why aren't they powerful enough to break out?

Shard: *puts out the fire*

Me: That's so cool!

Zane: "Our training equipment, gone."

Jay: "Our video games, gone!"

Me: They are definitely two very different people.

Cole, Jay, Kai: *blame Zane*

Me: It's not completely his fault! Stop being so mean to him.

Sensei Wu: "Enough! We are all at fault. Zane is your brother. Apologize, at once."

Zane: *flys off before Cole, Kai, and Jay can apologize*

Me: Stupid ninjas. They need a good lesson in teamwork.

Slithraa: "Enough! I am the General! You will return my staff at once!"

Skales: "No."

Me: Whatcha gonna do about insubordination, General?

Hypnobrai: "Slither Pit! Slither Pit! Slither Pit!"

Me: What are they chanting?

Skales: "I guess we will have to fight for it... in the Slither Pit!"

Me: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Lloyd: *reaches for the map while Skales and Slithraa fight*

Me: Shouldn't someone be guarding him?

Slithraa: *throws ice pick at Skales and misses*

Me: Now you have no weapon. Terrible strategy.

Rattla: "He used Fang Kwon Do."

Me: *sighs* Seriously, Fang Kwon Do?

Skales: *grows a tail*

Me: Now I get why the other snakes don't have tails. Only the Generals can.

Kai: "What are we eating again?"

Cole: "Mud Newt. Not bad for something that lives underground."

Me: That's so gross!

Jay: "Yeah! A new high score."

Me: I don't think it's the best time to play games. And did you even feed your dragons?

Sensei Wu: "Remember, we must be thankful for what we still have."

Cole: "What do we have? Our home is gone."

Me: You have food, family, and dragons.

Kai: "You know, I don't really miss our home. What I really miss is Zane."

Jay: "Yeah, I miss Zane."

Me: You never realize what you have until you lose it.

Nya: "Zane?"

Jay: "Yeah, Zane. You know, the White Ninja. The smart, strange one."

Me: Yeah, and you are the funny, talkative one.

Zane: "You don't have to apologize to me."

Kai: "But what about all those awful things we said? Isn't that why you left?"

Zane: "Of course not. I saw the Falcon again and I followed it."

Me: Aww, Zane is so sweet and forgiving.

Cole: "That's our Zane."

Nya: "We're happy to have you back."

Zane: "Why? Is it my turn to make dinner?"

Me: I think I just found out who's my favorite character.

Zane: "I can't explain it, but I feel a strange connection with the Falcon. I think he's trying to help show us the path we need to take."

Me: Yep, there's definitely something different about the Falcon.

Zane: "Our new home."

Me: Why is a boat sitting in the middle of a desert?

Jay: "Do I smell pie?"

Me: What's so great about pie? I personally don't like it at all.

Jay, Kai, Cole, and Nya: *run toward the Destiny's Bounty*

Me: Hey, Jay and Kai are running just like me. 

Sensei Wu: "I am proud of you, Zane. One day I promise, we will find your family."

Zane: "But... I've already found them."

Me: Oh yeah, I've definitely found my favorite character.

Sensei Wu: "I feel there is more to you than meets the eye. There's something special about you, Zane."

Me: Oooooh! Is this foreshadowing his destiny to be the Green Ninja?!

Zane: "Sensei, will I become the Green Ninja?"

Sensei Wu: "It's too early to tell, but if it's in your path you'll know."

Me: Please, please, please tell me that he becomes the Green Ninja. 

Sensei Wu: "Now come. It would be a shame to let them eat all that pie."

Me: Why couldn't Zane have made cake instead?

Everyone: *laughing and having a great time*

Me: This is such a cute scene!

Lloyd: *looks sad, then mad, and walks away*

Me: For a second, I almost felt bad for him. 

Literally no one is reading this, but oh well. I'm still going to update it.