Spitta: *gets chased by the ninjas*

Me: That snake doesn't stand a chance.

Spitta: *says that the Great Devourer will consume everything when it is awakened*

Zane: "Won't that mean it'll consume you too."

Me: Oh, Zane makes a pretty good point.

Spitta: *freaks out*

Me: That's what you get for obeying a deranged snake.

Jay: "Oh come on, guys. This is the last one. We gotta get it. We gotta think of something."

Me: Hopefully it's a really good idea. You already missed three opportunities somehow.

Lloyd: *suggests that they take back the three Fangblades that Pythor has*

Me: Look at that. Lloyd's already proving himself to be useful.

Kai: "Why didn't I think of that?"

Me: Yeah, why didn't you. A kid half your age just outsmarted you.

Jay: "It can't be that easy."

Me: Too true. Nothing in life comes easily.

Nya: *finds the Serpentine's underground tunnels*

Me: Wow, the two youngest people in the room are the two smartest ones. That's really scary that the Serpentine are living right under their feet.

Jay: "And all this time, right under our noses."

Me: What noses?

Kai: "There! That's the most protected area."

Me: It is? All I see are a bunch of boxes. Do the boxes represent the Serpentine?

Kai: "Their hypnotizing powers are useless, if their opponent can fight without using his eyes."

Me: I want to try that. I'm already pretty much blind. *takes off glasses and runs straight into a wall* Nevermind, I'm good.

Jay: "But if he can't bite through your skin, he can't turn you into one of them."

Me: But the armor only covers Jay's right side. What if the Fangpyre bite his left arm? What about the rest of the ninja? Where's their armor?

Cole: "But instead of fighting back, one must try to loosen up."

Me: That's a cool way to escape, but I would probably be too freaked out to loosen up.

Zane: *uses Falcon Vision*

Me: It must be so weird to look at yourself from so far away. If I had to fight like that, I probably wouldn't be of much use and just start waving my arms around.

Sensei Wu: "My concern is that my old bones cannot keep up."

Me: Um, excuse me! You went to another realm, fought off strange creatures, and climbed a mountain like a week ago! I'm pretty sure you can keep up.

Lloyd: "Wait for me!"

Me: No, don't go, Lloyd. They just saved you, they don't want you to get captured again,

Kai: *tells Sensei Wu that Jay and Nya modified the Samurai X suit so that he could come on the missions*

Me: That was nice of them to think about their Sensei.

Kai: "Well, what do you think?"

Sensei Wu: "I think! Shotgun!"

Me: I really like that Sensei Wu is a stern Master, but at the same time, he knows how to have fun.

Zane: "Forgive me. Even nindroids make mistakes."

Me: Yeah, nobody's perfect.

Cole: *points out a drawing on the wall*

Me: What is that? It reminds me of Santa Claus.

Cole: *opens secret tunnel* "Uh, I meant to do that."

Me: Sure. Whatever ya say, Cole.

Sensei Wu: *takes a sip of tea as everyone tries to sneak by undetected*

Me: That is a magical teapot. Sensei can summon it from thin air. 🍵

Lord Garmadon: *steals data from the Destiny's Bounty*

Me: Hey! No stealing, Garmadon!

Lloyd: *gasps* "You're stealing?"

Me: Yeah, just like you stole all that candy from those babies in episode 4.🍭🍬

Lord Garmadon: "I'm sorry, but I can't help it. Ever since the Devourer bit me, evil runs through my blood."

Me: Poor guy. I bet he wants to be good, but has given up the will to fight back against the venom.

Lloyd: "You left me for so long."

Me: That's so sad! I wonder what happened to his mom.

Lloyd: "But why didn't you take me with you?"

Lord Garmadon: *explains that he wants Lloyd to have a chance to choose who he wants to be*

Me: Aww, Garmadon really doesn't want his son to become like him. That's really sweet that he wants Lloyd to have his own choice.

Lloyd: "Then why don't you just leave now?!"

Lord Garmadon: "Lloyd–"

Lloyd: "No really! Go back to whatever evil place you came from."

Me: No, Lloyd! Don't chase your father away! He just wants you to not be like him.

Lloyd: "We don't want your help and we don't need you here! Maybe it would've been better if you hadn't come back at all."

Me: You need Garmadon. He knows how to fight really well. He could help. Don't be so mean to your dad, Lloyd.

Lloyd: *presses a bunch of random buttons* "I'm trying to help, Nya. Just hold on!"

Me: Oh, Lloyd. You're no help. Wasn't this your plan that got everyone in trouble?

Cole: *escapes from Skalidor's grip*

Me: Wow, it is not easy to relax while your being choked. Good job, Cole.

Cole: *performs the Triple Tiger Sashay*

Me: Aw, I miss the little growl at the end of it.

Kai: "Oh, I wish I could see me now because all of you just got Kai'd."

Me: I gotta admit that he did look awesome doing that, but I'm afraid that would inflate Kai's ego even more.

Fangtom: *tries to bite Jay*

Me: Ouch, I'm surprised he didn't break his fang.

Nya: "Lookin' good."

Jay: "Thanks, you look great too."

Me: Aww, so cute.

Zane: *gets Venomari spit in his eyes and starts hallucinating*

Me: No! Not Zane! So, I guess Zane is afraid of walking food? Huh, interesting.

Everyone: *gets captured*

Me: Aw man. That sucks. Now only Lloyd is left to save them.

Kai: "Oh, this isn't good. Where's Lloyd when you need him?"

Me: Lloyd? What's he gonna do? Steal all the Serpentine's candy?

Lloyd: "My dad's going back to where he came from, but don't worry, I'll save you."

Me: Now is a good time to worry? How is he gonna save them? Can the Serpentine hear their whole conversation? They're talking pretty loud.

Lloyd: *weapons fall on him*

Me: Whoa! How did he not get cut?! Those are very sharp weapons!

Pythor: "Then tonight, we celebrate with a Slither Pit!"

Me: At least that gives the ninja a little more time to break out and stop Pythor.

Jay and Cole: *play checkers*

Me: Where'd they get that stuff?

Sensei Wu: "Patience, Lloyd will figure something out."

Me: He's like 9 years old! 

Kai: *says that he has doubts about trusting the son of a villain*

Me: Remember that he's also Sensei Wu's nephew, Kai.

Kai: *takes Jay's hair oil and spreads it on himself*

Me: I'm kinda surprised that Kai doesn't carry hair gel with him.

Kai: *squeezes out of the cage*

Me: Wow, if the Serpentine captured a really skinny person, they could just walk right out of the cage.

Kai: *climbs down the chain*

Me: If one Serpentine looks up and sees that Kai is loose, he's gonna die.

Nya: "It's working. Keep going!"

Me: Shush! What if the Serpentine hear you cheering?

Pythor: *sees Kai and recaptures him*

Me: Aw man. Kai was so close.

Kai: "I bet this looks kinda bad doesn't it?"

Me: Yep.

Cole: "Great, we're in such a better place than we were before."

Me: At least Kai tried to escape. 

Zane: "Now we can't even play checkers."

Me: Zane, you were sitting in the corner meditating. What do you care about checkers?

Jay: "I was going to be kinged Kai."

Me: People! Stop blaming Kai!

Nya: "Don't worry, Sensei. I have faith in Lloyd."

Me: Glad that somebody believes in Lloyd, but Sensei didn't look very worried. Did Nya say that out loud to convince herself?

Lloyd: *climbs up the mountain while trying doing ninja moves*

Me: Whoa! Lloyd climbed up the Mountain of a Million Steps. He's strong.

Lloyd: *trips over a rock and starts rolling*

Everyone: *watches him roll*

Me: Oh, Lloyd. 🤦🏻‍♀️ That looks painful.

Serpentine: *gasp and go silent*

Me: I'm surprised that all the Serpentine didn't jump on Lloyd and capture him immediately. Instead, they all stand there like, "Oh. my. gosh. It's a mini ninja. What do we do?"

Lloyd: *tries to act intimidating and threatens Pythor*

Serpentine: *laugh*

Me: Poor Lloyd. He's not intimidating. He's more cute than anything else. I don't blame the Serpentine for laughing at him.

Pythor: "Very well! You and what army?"

Lloyd: "Uh, how about my army of fists?!"

Me: Lloyd, you're not scaring anyone.

Lord Garmadon: "Or this army?"

Me: Yay! Garmadon's back to protect his son.

Lord Garmadon: "If there is anyone who's going to threaten Ninjago, it'd better well be me."

Me: Oh... I gues that's another reason to fight the Serpentine.

Kruncha: "Because everybody hates snakes!"

Me: I don't think everyone hates snake, but I sure do. But I hate spiders more.

Pythor: *lowers the cage toward the poison*

Me: Ah! That's not good. Somebody help them!

Nuckal: *distracts Skales*

Kruncha: *knocks Skales out*

Me: No matter how dumb they may seem, never underestimate your opponent. 

Lloyd: *opens the cage for the Ninja*

Me: Good job, Lloyd.

Pythor: *tries to flee with the Fangblades but runs into Cole*

Me: End of the road, Pythor.

Pythor: *camouflages himself*

Me: At least they got the Fangblades from him.

Nuckal: "Don't worry about us. We'll keep fighting the good fight."

Me: Hmm, apparently the Skulkin do have a sense of honor. Good for them.

Lord Garmadon: "There is nothing else I am needed for."

Lloyd: "I need you."

Me: Awww! Stay, Garmadon. Raise your son and be with him. He loves you.

Lloyd: "I know you have to leave, but know this, when we meet again, I'm gonna do everything in my power to defeat you."

Lord Garmadon: *chuckles* "I wouldn't have it any other way."

Me: I can't believe that they'll have to fight each other. I'm pretty sure that neither of them wants to hurt the other.

Lord Garmadon: "Oh and, son. You are a good boy. Soon, you'll be a great man. Although we are now on opposite sides, I'm still very proud of you."

Me: Awwwww! 

Lord Garmadon: *leaves while Lloyd talks to him*

Me: Whyyyyyy?! Poor Lloyd.

Everyone: *celebrates* 

Me: They have an... interesting way of partying.

Pythor: *appears on the Destiny's Bounty*

Me: Ugh! Pythor ruins everything!

Just wanted to let you know thaI probably won't update this for about two weeks. I'm going on vacation!