Kai: *messes around in the Green Gi*

Me: Ugh, I think red suits Kai way better than green.

Cole, Jay, and Zane: *catch Kai wearing the Green Gi*

Me: That must be embarrassing.

Kai: "It's not fair that you guys have unlocked your cool powers and I still haven't."

Me: Just be happy for your friends, Kai.

Sensei Wu: "Hello! I'm home!"

Me: Aw man, Kai better get out of that green ninja suit quickly. If Sensei Wu sees him in it, he'll probably flip out.

Jay, Cole, and Zane: "Sensei!"

Me: Aww, they're so happy to have Sensei Wu back.

Cole: "Did you bring us anything?"

Me: Wow, Cole knows how to get straight to the point.

Sensei Wu: "Zane is a... what?"

Me: I really hope Sensei doesn't reject Zane for being a robot. I'm kinda surprised that he didn't even suspect Zane was an android. I mean, he's Sensei Wu for crying out loud.

Zane: "All of us, except for Kai, have discovered our True Potential."

Sensei Wu: "Have you now?"

Me: Sensei sounded surprised. Shame on you, Sensei. You should have more faith in your students. 😉

Lord Garmadon: *appears from behind Sensei Wu*

Me: Whoa! How'd he hide behind Sensei Wu? It's probably not a good idea to appear out of nowhere in front of people who already don't like you.

Zane: *jumps in front of Sensei in slow motion while yelling "Sensei"*

Me: Good job, Zane. (Even though he doesn't need protection at the moment.) You're willing to protect your Sensei with your life.

Kai: "He must've followed you, Sensei."

Me: Um, I'm pretty sure Sensei Wu is wise enough to know if he was being followed.

Sensei Wu: *says that they must treat Lord Garmadon as their guest*

Me: I would not be happy with having Lord Garmadon as a guest in my house. 

Lord Garmadon: *smiles at Kai as he follows Sensei Wu to the bridge*

Me: That was a creepy smile. What's Garmadon up to?

Kai: "I have my eye on you." *hits his head on his way out the door*

Me: Who else has done this before?

Nya: *grabs Kai and drags him out of the room*

Me: I have to do that to my brother too.

Sensei Wu: "Jay, did you say the Falcon was programmed?"

Me: No, Zane did. 

Nya: *reminds Kai that Lord Garmadon is Sensei Wu's brother and that Sensei Wu loves him*

Me: Hmm, I have to remind myself that Garmadon isn't all that bad. He's got a brother and son.

Kai: *says that he has to stand up to Lord Garmadon in order to unlock his True Potential*

Me: Don't disobey Sensei! Just keep an eye on Garmadon. Don't fight him unless absolutely necessary.

Kai: "Nya, the Lord of Darkness just became our roommate!"

Me: I can see Nya bursting with laughter on the inside. She's probably got a room all to herself and won't have to deal with Garmadon at all.

Lord Garmadon: *brushes his teeth with a knife*

Me: Is that why his teeth are sharp?

Lord Garmadon: *eats Condensed Evil*

Me: Where did they even get that stuff?! It looks like black grubs.

Lord Garmadon: *changes the channel on the TV*

Me: Eh, that movie looked boring anyway. Plus, Jay wasn't even watching it. He was watching Nya.

Lord Garmadon: *sunbathes in the middle of a storm*

Me: Uhhhh... okay? 

Lord Garmadon: *messes around with electricity when the ninjas are trying to sleep*

Me: Hey look. Garmadon is a nightlight. How is he doing that?

Lord Garmadon: *plays a video game against himself*

Me: This is what people do when they have no friends.

Zane: "I have noticed when he isn't so focused on trying to turn Ninjago into his own image, he's actually quite fascinating."

Cole: "Sure, the four arms are freakish, but all in all, he doesn't seem that bad of a guy."

Me: Yeah, I agree with them. Cut Garmadon some slack, Kai.

Kai: *messes around on the bridge*

Me: Kai, you should probably look at the screen now. Lloyd and the Serpentine are right there!

Sensei Wu: "It was foolish of me to think that a girl could not be the destined Green Ninja."

Me: Ooooh, is Nya the Green Ninja?!

Kai: *gets caught spying on Nya*

Me: Of course Lord Garmadon is the one to catch Kai spying. 

Lord Garmadon: "Evil never sleeps."

Me: Nice robe, Garmadon.

Nya: "Were you spying on me?"

Me: Sadly, yes. You can't trust anybody these days.

Kai: *is happy that he still has a chance at becoming the Green Ninja*

Me: You're way too obsessed, Kai.

Sensei Wu: "Truth is, she never wanted to know."

Me: What? Why not? 

Nya: "First, all I wanted was to be like you, but after seeing how obsessed you've become and discovered what I could do on my own, I'm happy being a Samurai."

Me: Good for you, Nya.

Lord Garmadon and Kai: *argue about their former fight at the Fire Temple*

Cole: "Guys, for the sake of the Fangblade and Lloyd, can we please just get along?"

Me: Cole sounds like my parents breaking up an argument between me and my brother.

Jay: *freaks out about fighting the Serpentine in an unstable volcano*

Me: I just love Jay's freak outs.

Kai: *finds Lord Garmadon holding the Four Golden Weapons*

Me: Uh-oh!

Kai: *fights Lord Garmadon*

Me: Shouldn't Kai at least call for help? 

Kai: "I defeated him! I did it! Are my eyes glowing? Did I unlock my powers? Is this my True Potential?"

Me: Nope.

Kai: "Why isn't it working?"

Sensei Wu: "Because you cannot defeat someone who allowed himself to be defeated."

Me: Wait, Garmadon allowed himself to be defeated?

Lord Garmadon: "I wasn't going to hurt you, boy. I was only fetching your weapons."

Me: Didn't look like that to me.

Sensei Wu: "I asked him to get them."

Me: Oh... my mistake.

Nya: "Aww, poor thing. Let me help you."

Me: Nya, this isn't an adorable puppy. He's not exactly a "poor thing".

Nya: "Kai."

Kai: "Yeah, yeah. No Fire Sword, but only because I wouldn't want anything to prevent us from getting that Fangblade."

Me: Nya is an amazing sister. She knows how to keep her brother in line.

Pythor: *uncovers the third Fangblade*

Me: Aw man, the ninjas are too late.

All Ninjas: *fight the Serpentine*

Me: It must be so hot. I would hate fighting the Serpentine there. One bad step and you get roasted.

Kai: *uses the Sword of Fire*

Me: Aaah! You just made the situation worse, Kai!

Jay: "We have to get out of here."

Lord Garmadon: "Not without my son." *starts fighting Serpentine*

Me: I like how Garmadon really cares about his son.

Serpentine: *drop Lloyd*

Me: Noooooo!

Lord Garmadon: *saves Lloyd and hugs him*

Me: Yay! So sweet.

Kai: *goes after Pythor and the Fangblade*

Me: Just let it go! Get out of there before you die!

Pythor: *roars at Kai*

Me: This is a face of pure anger.

Jay: "Leave it, Kai. It's not worth your life."

Me: Yeah, Kai. Listen to Jay!

Lloyd: *falls towards the lava*

Me: Seriously, Lloyd? They just rescued you! Now they have to save you again.

Kai: *has to make a choice between Lloyd or the Fangblade*

Me: Kai! Stop thinking and save Lloyd. He's more important that a piece of metal. Let the Fangblade melt in the lava.

Kai: *chooses to save Lloyd*

Me: Good choice, Kai. Now hurry up before you get burned up!

*volcano erupts*

Me: Please be alive.

Kai: *unlocks his True Potential and floats out of the volcano*

Me: Yay! Way to go, Kai! You finally did it!

Kai: *falls over*

Me: Nice.

Lloyd: "Dad... is it really you?"

Lord Garmadon: "It is, son."

Me: This reunion is so cute.

Kai: "All of my training to become the best ninja wasn't in preparation to become the Green Ninja. It was... to protect him."

Me: Huh? What?

Sensei Wu: "Lloyd is the Green Ninja."

Me: I gotta admit, I'm so stupid. I honestly did not see that coming. 

Lord Garmadon: "But that means..."

Me: Oh no.

Sensei Wu: "The battle lines have been drawn, brother. Sadly, our family has only become more divided. Brother versus brother, and now, son versus father."

Me: This is so sad to watch. 😢

Jay: "This is heavy and all, but whatever happened to the Fangblade?!"

Me: Shut up, Jay. You ruined it.

Pythor: *retrieves the Fangblade*

Me: No! Why didn't it melt?