Fun Fact: It took me up to about Episode 3: Snakebit to learn all of the ninjas' names.

*Weekend Whip*

Me: Oooh! This is a catchy song.

All Ninja: *playing video games* 🎮

Me: They look like they're having so much fun. *looks closer at what they are playing* Wait... their video game looks vaguely familiar.

Sensei Wu: *unplugs video game*

Me: That's so not cool, Sensei.

Zane: "But, Sensei Wu, ever since he's been gone, Ninjago has had nothing but peace."

Jay: "Yeah, peace is boring. There's no one to save. There's nothing to do."

Me: You just jinxed yourselves.

Cole: "We can train tomorrow."

Me: Why does he sound like the red ninja?

Sensei Wu: *kicks pizza slice out of Cole's hand* "No pizza for you!"

Me: You just wasted a perfectly good piece of pizza! 🍕

Sensei Wu: "You four have merely scratched the surface of your full potential. There are still so many secrets you have yet to unlock. You haven't even begun to tap into what powers your Golden Weapons hold."

Me: Of course, there is always more to learn. So tell us what it is, Sensei!

Zane: "Don't worry, Master. We will be ready when Lord Garmadon returns."

Nya: "Guys! Lord Garmadon, he's returned! He was spotted approaching Jamanakai Village."

Me: You guys totally jinxed yourselves.

All Ninja: *run frantically around*

Me: This is me trying to get ready for school after I realize I'm running late.

Nya: "Will they ever reach their full potential?"

Sensei Wu: "In time. Maybe a long time, but in time."

Me: Wow, Sensei. You seem to have so much confidence in the ninjas... not.

All Ninja: *argue over who won the race*

Me: It looked like you all crashed into the side of the mountain.

Villagers: *run into their houses and slam the doors*

Me: News must travel fast in Jamanakai.

Lloyd: *laughs like Lord Garmadon*

Me: Oh no! He actually is back!

Lloyd: "It is I, Lloyd Garmadon! I demand all the candy in town, or else..."

Me: Who the heck is this little brat?!

Jay: "Lloyd Garmadon? I thought we were going to face Lord Garmadon."

Me: I thought so too.

Cole: "It's his son."

Me: Say what now?! Garmadon had a son?

Lloyd: "Give me your candy or else I'll release the Serpentine on you!"

Villagers: "BOO!"

Me: What a dumb kid this is. I'm totally with the crowd.

Lloyd: *opens can of fake snakes* *gets hit with a vegetable* 🍆

Me: Ha! Serves ya right!

Zane: "The Serpentine are real, Kai. They are not something to joke about."

Me: What are the Serpentine?

Kai, Jay, and Cole: *discuss the Serpentine*

Me: Snake people? Tribes? Hmmm, sounds sorta like Chima.

Kai: "What are we supposed to do? Spank him?"

Me: Yeah! Go ahead.

Lloyd: *gets hung on a sign*

Me: Haha! 😆

Zane: "That's Sensei's bag. You must have accidentally took it in the rush."

Me: Sensei 101 - NEVER leave your bag where your students can accidentally grab it or get into it.

Zane: "One ninja will rise above the others and become the Green Ninja. The ninja destined to defeat the Dark Lord."

Me: Pretty much all the prophecies I've seen have the same message. One person will be better than everyone else or have a special power. Then, they will defeat some sort of great evil.

Jay, Kai, and Zane: *argue about who is going to the Green Ninja*

Me: Does it really matter that much?

Cole: "Everyone, stop it! Remember why Sensei brought us together in the first place. We're a team. We weren't meant to see this and probably for good reason. C'mon. Let's head back home. We have training to do."

Me: Thank you for not getting distracted, black ninja.

Kai: "Could I be the Green Ninja?"

Me: Geez, just drop the subject.

Lloyd: *comes across the Hypnobrai Tomb and falls into it*

Me: Stupid little boy. How come he didn't break anything during that fall?

Slithraa: *appears*

Me: This guy looks like he should be in Chima.

Slithraa: *hypnotizes himself*

Me: Shouldn't he be immune to his own hypnosis?

Hypnobrai Army: *appears*

Me: Yep, they definitely should be in Chima. Maybe this is why Chima has no snakes. 

Lloyd: "My own army of snakes." 🐍

Me: Not sure why this many snakes do not startle me.

Nya: *practices on the training course*

Me: Why isn't she a ninja too?

Jay: "Hey, Nya. Closer to beating your brother's speed record?"

Me: I'm definitely sensing a love interest here.

Cole: "Two matches and the winners of each face off for the title. Armor is for our own protection. It's time to see what these babies can do."

Me: I thought you didn't care about the whoever is the Green Ninja.

Nya: "Knock yourselves out."

Me: Make sure the boys don't take what you said too literally.

Jay and Kai: *battle each other*

Me: Hmm, this fight looks sorta cool.

Zane and Cole: *battle each other*

Me: Whoa, for a second I thought the black ninja was gonna lose. Great comeback!

Kai: *loses control of the Sword of Fire* 🗡🔥

Cole: *tries to put out the fire with the Scythe of Quakes*

Me: I think you might find water or sand to be more effective.

Kai: *gets trapped in a circle of fire*

Me: You're a ninja. Just jump!

Sensei Wu: *walks through the fire* *uses the Shurikens of Ice to put the fire out*

Me: How did he not burn his beard off? And that's so cool (literally) how he can control the Golden Weapon.

Sensei Wu: "What were you thinking?!"

Me: They weren't thinking.

Jay: "Uh, we were trying to figure out who was the Green Ninja."

Me: *sighs* Why do you have to be so honest?

Jay: "Did say Green Ninja? No, sorry. What I said was lean.

Me: Worst liar ever.

Sensei Wu: "None of you are near the level of what it takes to be the Green Ninja."

Me: Man! Sensei is brutally honest.

Lloyd: "Take the candy! Take it all!" 🍭

Me: Crazy, crazy kid.

Slithers: *hypnotizes the villagers*

Me: Okay... that's creepy.

Skales: "This makes no sense, General. Raiding an entire town for sweets?"

Me: Oooh, someone in the army has a brain.

Sensei Wu: *sees vision of the Hypnobrai*

Me: Does every master have visions of trouble?

Lloyd: "I'm never coming down from this sugar high!"

Me: Seriously, why is this kid even in the show?!

Jay: "But it's already past your bedtime."

Me: It's broad daylight!

Nya: *meets up with the ninjas*

Me: Whew! She's okay.

Nya: "The snake with the staff is the General. He's the one in charge. If we can get the staff from him, it holds the antivenin. If we get that, we can save everyone."

Me: How did you figure all that out?

Jay: "Oh, and Nya, you can be our honorary member."

Nya: "Gee! Thanks"

Me: Honorary?! She could probably take on all if you and not even break a sweat.

Kai: *slams into a wall while doing Spinjitzu*

Jay: "Okay, we're really out of shape."

Me: That's totally me during the summer.

Lloyd: *wheelbarrow tips over* "My candy!"

Me: Nobody cares!

Cole: *kicks Slithraa*

Me: Go Ninja! Go!

Skales: "Look into my eyes. I control you."

Me: Ick! Don't listen to him! Look away from all his ugliness.

Cole: "You control..."

Me: Noooo!

Nya: "Cole!" *runs up and kicks Skales*

Me: Go Nya!

Cole: *puts staff in the fountain*

Me: I hope he gets some of that antivenin in him, just in case that snake hypnotized him.

Sensei Wu: "A great evil has been released. I fear troubling times will come. This is only the beginning."

Me: Since when is there a TV show without great trouble and evil?

Nya: "When am I going to get my own dragon?"

Sensei Wu: "Patience, Nya. Your time will come."

Me: Well make that time come sooner!

Mezmo: "You coward. We all know he's under Lloyd's spell."

Me: Then why aren't you doing anything yourself?

Skales: "Now was not the time. I still hold the key to destroy the ninja and when I do that, everyone will see it is I who should be in control." *looks through Cole's eyes*

Me: What! The episode is already over? What an awesome cliffhanger!

To whoever is reading this: Thank you so much!