Dear Diary,

Everyone excepts me to hold a grudge against the former confederates. But I don't, they're just as much family to me as the others. Hell, I don't even hate Allen. I know it wasn't their fault, it was Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson... It was their fault. The Civil War screwed up our trust big time, but we're all starting to get along again.

-Alfred F. Jones