------The New (cliché) Girl-----
Linda was nervous,so nervous in fact that she was sweating loads and had to keep reapplying her expensive animal tested make up.
She looked around the house,after being randomly dropped into the beautiful semi-detached house.
Just after she had put on her 12 coats of make up with out a mirror, a amazingly hot guy with blonde hair and baby blue eyes like a cheap plastic ring,walked in.Seeing him Linda felt faint,so overflowed by his hotness she dropped her bag on to the floor,expensive make up going everywhere.

"Let me help get that for you."The golden haired,like a wedding ring,blonde said,crouching down and picking up some of Linda's Cheery Cherry Red Nail Varnish For only £12.99 at Superdrug.
Linda could only nod,leaning in on his heavenly face about to kiss him-
"I'm gay!"He explained.
"And my name's Garroth!!"

Linda looked at Garroth suddenly not interested in this fine male.
"Well I'm new,my name IS Linda Lindens!!"She exclaimed,giggling.
"Follow me Linda."

Later at Garroth,Zane and Laurance's house

"This is Katelyn,"Garroth said smiling showing off his milky white teeth.
Katelyn waved,accidentally on purpose hitting a hot attractive-WE GET THE IDEA LINDA!!white haired male.
Katelyn's silky cyan blue hair and her darker blue eyes made Linda suddenly jealous,so in the heat of the moment she flipped her long luscious silver hair and turned to the hot brown haired male on her left,his also blue eyes boring into her unnaturally pink ones.
"MynameisLindaLindens."
"Linda that's a generic name,5th most generic isn't it?"His silky smooth voice replied.
She could only nod,taking a risky step forward and looking up to him,about to-
"I'm gay!!"He said,
"I'm dating Garroth.",
"My name is Laurance!!"

"Oh..okay nevermindthen!!"Linda said,disappointed that another hot boy was gay.

"Well Linda you should go settle in,follow me."Katelyn said.
"Bye Katelyn."The white haired boy said.
Linda smiled and tried to look as cute as she could but she ended up looking like a deranged bunny.
He just looked at her weird.

Linda was sure,no she knew,that she'd get a hot attractive boyfriend now.
There WERE SO MANY OPTIONS.
So many men....Heheheheheheheheh

Laurance
Garroth
Zane
Travis
Dante
Aaron
Gene
Zenix

Thanks for reading this parody of bad MyStreet fanfics.i hope this is as funny as I think it is.