You know what I'm talking about. It seems like everyone on the planet can get that nice windswept look, and I'm over here trying to use hairspray to cement all the hairs in place and then moving as quickly as I can outside, but not so fast as to ruin it and everyone else is just like

Or what about Pocahontas? When is her hair not swirling gracefully in the wind?

And I'm standing over here looking like Cousin Itt

Flawless without even trying? Queen B's got you covered.

Well we all know I'm never going to get there, so I might as well just give up.

It's amazing how film works, is it not?Don't fret Anne Hathaway, your hair will be tamed and looking fabulous in less than half an hour. If only I could say the same for myself. 

-A Green Eyed Monster