GUESS WHO'S PHONE DIED
M I N E *cri*

AND DADDO AND TANA GOT MARRIED TODAY
SO
WOOP WOOP

AAAAND HAPPY LATE FOURTH OF JULY
I FORGOT TO SAY IT YESTERDAY XD

BUT A N Y W A Y
THERE'S A COUSIN I HAVE AND HER NAME'S KAITLYN
THO LETS CALL HER KATE CAUSE IM TOO LAZY TO TYPE OUT HER WHOLE NAME

SO WHILE WE'RE SWIMMING
SHE JUST COMES UP BEHIND ME AND WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND ME
THEN PICKS ME UP AND STARTS CARRYING ME AROUND THE POOL BRIDAL STYLE
AND I'M LIKE 'W O A H'

IT GETS BETTER
SHE'D BEEN SHOWING MEH AFFECTION ALL DAY
AND IM JUST INTERNALLY SCREAMING

THEN AT NIGHT, WHEN WE'RE SLEEPING IN TEH BOUNCE HOUSE
I WAS SLEEPING BETWEEN HER AND MY OTHER COUSIN, CADENCE (I call her Squez for no reason at all)

AAAND HER ARM IS DRAPED OVER ME WITH HER FREE HAND HOLDING ON TO MY RIGHT HAND
AND WHEN I TRIED MOVING IT SHE'D SQUEEZE IT LIKE SHE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO

AND I CANT E V E N RIGHT NOW

OKAY
NOW THAT I RANTED ABOUT THAT
IM GONNA GO HIDE IN MY CORNER AND CONTEMPLATE MY LIFE