No, My boyfriend is British waiter who was abducted by aliens 3 months and 5 days ago, then I learned that he was recently dropped off by said aliens in a small town in Iceland. From there he captured by the a secret government agency where he was tested on (ya'know because of the aliens). Turns out that the aliens thought he was to tall and shrunk him about 4 inches, after he got out of the government lab he moved over to Australia and began a bull shark ranch. So no I am not single, my boyfriend is a short, British bull shark wrangler. 

Three chapters in a day.... new record.