Mom: So you have to cut out the poster board and make the mask? That makes no sense!

Scarlet: And it has to reflect our personalities. 

Mom: Just color half of it black and the other half even more black. 

Scarlet: We're not allowed to use dark colors. 

Mom: That's not going to work out. You're really dark and a huge *bleep* most of the time.

Me: *dies inside*

Scarlet: *continues convo as if my mom hadn't just called her out on her shnit*