Notes while watching the first movie: (for once I picked the horror movie we'd watch and I picked this because I want to prove I won't jump around covering my ears like I used to do when I was, like, five. . . )

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She's gonna die.

This girl's so stupid she's gonna die.

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She's going to accidentally stab herself.

She's going to trip and accidentally stab herself

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Welp, she's dead.

Told you.

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He's next.

Or her.

Hmm. . . Hard choice.

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OMG THAT'S PAIGE FROM CHARMED!!!

FAN GIRL FREAK OUT

FAN GIRL FREAK OUT

but it's not the same because in this she's a blonde. . . It's weird. . .

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It's the girl.

She's next.

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I don't think running around is proving my manliness to my dad and sister.

Oops?

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The girl lived. Dang it!

I mean- Yay!

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The girls are stupid, omg.

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And thus comes the day where Paige Matthews dies

We all knew this was gonna happen the second a character, with an actress I know and love, came into the movie.

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She is soooooooo lucky!

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Scream is kinda really funny.

The girl hid in the car, locked all the doors.

He knocked on the car window, and dangled the keys.

It's really hilarious.

I mean- I know he's a serial killer and all, but he's hilarious.

Unless, of course, it's a she.

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My sister: I told you! All my suspects died!

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THERE'S TWO OF THEM!

that makes a lot of sense

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They're stabbing each other now

What. . . ?

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I'm so confused. . .

Why are they stabbing each other so much?

O.O

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She's just watching them talk about having a sequel.

Why?

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Yes!!!! Call them!!!!

YOU GO SYDNEY!!!!

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"What are you going to tell them?"

"Peer pressure. I'm a little to sensitive."

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"Did you really call the cops?"

"You bet your sorry a** I did."

"My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me" *he starts crying into the phone*

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You go, news reporter I don't like! You shoot that guy!

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It's over! Yay!