So I reacted to the Scream movies when I watched them so I'm watching Halloween now so here's reaction. Probs will spoil #sorrynotsorry

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That couple is horny. I hope he kills them. 

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ooooh creepy music. and weird little tiny baby hand just reached out and that actually was creepy. It picked up a toy. 

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A girl is brushing her hair without her shirt on???? And now she's getting stabbed to death so that's cool. She wasn't a virgin. ONLY THE VIRGINS CAN SURVIVE!

I'm a virgin and that's my story of how I would survive a slasher film. 

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I think someone just died in a car?

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I can barely hear anything with the fan in my room I hate that stupid fan. Remind me that I have to write a rant on fans in my old rant book I practically gave up on

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That woman is going to get killed. Ten bucks she will. The person (Micheal Myers obvs) is just staring at her

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Creepy music and girl in class spotted him. 

Wait he's gone. 

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He just scared the living crap out of the little boy. Now he's stalking the playground where there's a little kid walking around in a field. I hope he doesn't kill the little boy. 

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He's following the kid home, I repeat he's following the kid home. 

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Wait he passed the kid I think. The kid is fine. Everything is hopefully alright with the children. 

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Dead body in a field. Aww. rip. 

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There's a bunch of girls smoking. If Micheal doesn't kill them the smoking will.... Oh and creepy music is back. I think Michael is probs in the car going past them. I think he's about to kill them. Oh the suspense. 

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There's a guy behind a bush. opppp he's gone. Aww. The girl in orange annoys me why can't she be the one who's going to die. 

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Opp he's staring at her in the window. She's probs surviver girl. 

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I think my dad just gave away the girl in orange who annoys me is going to die so yay happy about that. 

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he's been trailing them this entire time and they haven't noticed they're idiots. 

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They just went into a house and he was staring at them from behind a tree. He's such a stalker and how haven't these girls noticed gosh.

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Ooooh dog barking. And annoying girl in orange. Let's change her nickname to brunette since she's no longer wearing orange

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There's nobody outside. . . or is there???

Wait I think brunette is about to be killed YESSSSSS

I sound like a serial killer... I promise I'm not. When I watch horror movies I like to pick someone I don't like right away and cheer for their death to come because it helps me calm down and not get scared from the movie that much.

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Winchester pictures

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Ooooh brunettes about to die... 

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I love the girl who brunette is babysitting she literally doesn't care about anything.

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I think brunette's about to die. She's singing obnoxiously to herself and is being annoying as hell. 

It's her time. 

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HE'S CHOKING HER I REPEAT HE'S CHOKING HER IN HER CAR AND I THINK SHE'S PRETTY MUCH DYING AND SHE'S DEAD

she's dead so we're good. Time to pick a new dummy victim. 

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NO THE KIDS THE KIDS ARE ON THE SCREEN NOT THE CHILDREN

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The kids always stick together. 

Nobody ever believes the children except other children. 

And the kid was actually right this time. 

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I am now eating an ice scream sandwich. Nothing to do with the movie but I like ice cream sandwiches when they're the cheap kind from dollar tree, which my dad got xD

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Okay I think blondie is next on my killer pick. 

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"I'll be right back" They're dead. 

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He's chocking the guy too. Why doesn't he just stab them and stuff. 

Oh wait he choked him and then stabbed him and the knife kept him held up onto the wall and stuck. 

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op

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Blondie is going to die. 

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THE WALL HANGING BOY'S NAME IS BOB WAHTTTTT

WHAT A WASTE A PERFECTLY AWESOME NAME

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I think he just hates sluts I guess. 

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And I just saw some nipples I wasn't interested in seeing. 

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BLONDIE IS DEAD AND HE KILLED HER WHILE SHE WAS ON THE PHONE WITH SURVIVER GIRL

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Oppp surviver girl is being targeted finally

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oppp she knows that brunette is dead now...

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and bob just swung down from the ceiling

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And the cupboard just opened to reveal dead blondie

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He tried to stab her but he missed and fell down a flight of stairs

and now he's chasing her and creepy music

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Teenage girls in horror movies just piss me off. 

SHE HAD THE KNIFE IN HER DAMN HAND AND PUT IT THE HELL DOWN WHAT WAS SHE THINKING THIS GIRL IS SO STUPID GOSH

I have so much anger. 

Also, I just realized tomorrow is a school night. Lowkey freaking out. Lowkey not ready. Lowkey want to die. I don't want to start school yet. 

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CREEPY MUSIC AND AWE SHE'S SAVING THE CHILDREN THAT'S SWEET. 

BUT GOSH DARNIT GIRL IF HADN'T DROPPED THE KNIFE YOU WOULD'VE SAVED YOURSELF YOU DUMN ARSE I SWEAR

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"don't breathe, he's not dead" - my sister

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she's so stupid I swear

but man those kids are the only smart ones in this movie I swear

and he's about to stab her but she's surviver girl so her DUMB ARSE GIRL AIN'T GONNA DIE THOUGH SHE SHOULD

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Now he's getting shot by some guy. They probs think he's dead...

But he isn't. 

Well, I'm assuming since there's more movies. 

Though the third isn't even based around Michael Myers I heard it sucks

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OPPP HE'S GONE 

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Creepy music. 

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Loud breathing

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the breathing is actually lowkey annoying me so much and

wait

THE MOVIE IS OVER

I REPEAT THE MOVIE IS OVER

WE FINISHED THE MOVIE. 

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Well it was good movie I liked it and almost all the characters I wanted to die are now dead so yay. Surviver girl survived even though she's so dumb and ugh I wish she died at certain points

BUT THE CHILDREN ARE OKAY

SO IT'S OKAY

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okay bye