A long time ago in a land far away I wrote a chapter on a bunch of people who's names had appeared on previous chapters with no explanation of them at all. Well for Kania I only wrote barely a sentence. I've decided to take this time to actually type something up:

First of all, she's my best friend. I hate her so much, but she won't go away. To be honest it's a two way street since she tries to get rid of me sometimes but I stay anyways. 

This is awkward writing since the idiot reads this book (stalker) but I just need to explain our friendship since so many people don't understand why we're best friends if we hate each other so much and I think this is how you explain it:

We have this deep understanding with each other. Both of us aren't popular and both of us aren't liked by everyone. Both of us have lost friends before and both of us are depressed little bowls of poop. 

We also have this weird trust: Basically she's probably the one who knows most of my secrets (though she doesn't know they're secrets because I don't tell her they are since I trust in the fact she doesn't go around telling all her other friends information like the time I got my first period or how I had a crush on this senior last semester). 

And with most people after you've seen someone everyday for a bunch of hours a day for almost two years you start loosing stuff to say but the two of us can hold an hour-long conversation about milk with each other if we wanted.

When she makes jokes and laughs about me I know that she's not trying to hurt my feelings and she legit finds some of the crap I do funny (do I even need to bring up the foot getting stuck in the chair or forgetting the words to the Family Guy while singing it with Maria?) 

And personally I find the crap she does annoying but when I say, "Stop it, Kania" that's me saying "dude, you're about to make me piss my pants laughing because you're so stupid STOP IT" which not many people can do so maybe she has a horrible since of humor when it comes to jokes but when she does certain actions it can literally put me to death laughing. 

Also, we can have serious conversations too, which I think means that we actually are friends. Like when Conner dumped her or when I got depression a few months ago. (it went undiagnosed since I never told my parents so they could take me a doctor or whatever you do with depressed children but I googled the symptoms and I'm 87% sure that it was depression. If not then damn my insecurities are fudged up). I think we have this common ground where if it's serious we don't joke about it. 

one sec my parents are watching Deal or No Deal and they're screaming and crying at the tv screen in their because a woman got some 10,000 dollar deal or whatever and they really wanted her to take it. I just realized how my life is. 

Anyways back to the topic. 

So, Kania's laugh is annoying as hell. She thinks she can sing but she can't (not that I'm any better). She thinks she's funny but she's not. Her grades are mediocre at best and she's not smarter than me just because she's taking biology and I'm still in Earth Science. It's annoying as hell when she calls me a Hobbit just because I'm like three inches shorter and GOSH DARNIT KANIA IF YOU TELL SOMEONE THAT I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DO SOMETHING BUT YOU ARE EVEN THOUGH I'M OLDER THAN YOU ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I'M GOING TO GRAB A BUTTER KNIFE AND SLIT YOUR DANG THROAT WITH IT EVEN IF IT TAKES HOURS OF LISTENING TO YOU SCREAMING IN PAIN. 

Okay, now that that is settled. 

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