A/N: Ermergerd!!! Markiplier went Pinkiplier! IM FREAKING OUT! XD 😧😆

I gave a confused look and tilted my head. "I honestly don't understand. You've impersonated me, confused the hell out of my dog, and are now saying you've known me for a long time or something?"

"Dear God..." The other me muttered, slamming her face in her hand. "How ignorant can you be?!"

I took the chance and ran, dragging Penny with me. "Not as ignorant as you may think!"

My heart was pounding, my breath was short, and my legs were locking up, threatening to make me fall. Nope! Come on! Mark's waiting! I pleaded. One leg went stiff. "Penny! Go get Mark! And don't listen to the pale me!" I fell to the floor, letting go of Penny as she ran off, hopefully to Mark. "Fuck!"

My shirt was grabbed and I was lifted above the ground, flailing my arms. "No, you're not as ignorant as I thought. You're even more ignorant. Just like your little Markimoo," she sneered.

"Leave Mark outta this! Now what is it you want from me, creep?!"

"I want to let you know, that however much you try to ignore me, I am always there and I'll never leave. You think you were capable of leaving your job? Hell, you were so weak, Bryn could have done whatever the hell he wanted to you. And I'm the one who broke that pathetic-excuse-for-a-demon's nose. I have more power than he could ever imagine. The only problem is, I'm stuck with a weak host whose only concern is being kind to other despicable people who only want her for her body and nothing else," she sneered. "I was your friend before. I helped you. You said you wanted nothing more but to die, I stopped you. You said you wanted to finish college, but didn't think you would pass, I made you achieve that greatness. I've listened to every phone call you have ever made, watched every thing you have done, and spoke every comeback you have ever known. A guardian angel, they used to call me. Your mother enjoyed every time I visited her when you couldn't make it. Do you remember me now, (Y/N)? That sweet, little girl you used to play with and hang out with ever since you were small? Then she suddenly died? Does this ring any bells?"

And boy did they ring. The bells sang. Alarm bells. They started to get louder and louder with each millisecond, signaling the danger. This was Kaylee. My friend, my long-time, happy, dead, friend. "K-Kaylee?" I stammered, in shock. "Why? How? H-how are you alive?!"

"Simple. I never was really 'alive'. I was given a body, so I could protect someone who needed it. And then I made the mistake of choosing someone who was going to need protection her entire life. I couldn't be stuck in an aging body, so I broke it. I shattered it. The pain was horrible and unbearable, but so was being stuck in there. Now I'm stuck in Limbo. I belong in neither Heaven, nor Hell. And you can stop calling me that horrid name: Kaylee. I think I would much rather prefer my real name. (I can't think of one. She will be known as no name or (no/N))."

"B-but Ka-- (no/N)... What is it that I have to do with it? Can't you just leave me?"

"Yeah, that's the problem. That's why I'm stuck in Limbo. It's you. Something in me is refusing to let me leave. And something else is telling me that Mark is bad news," (no/N) put me down, sighing.

"How? I know for a fact Mark isn't hiding a thing. I know about Dark, Mark's not really a terrible pervert, and he's met Mom,"

"No. Not Mark himself. But you meeting Mark is making your fate go awol. I don't know what's going to happen at all,"

A/N: Haha! Didn't expect that coming, did ya? Anyway, sorry for not updating in forever. I've been busy. Also, my friend and I are having a fight about the right past tense of "ring". I say it's rang and she says it's rung. Who's right? Answer in the comments because I don't know and I'm too lazy to look it up!