Trying to shove my clay model for art in my locker, right now I was way too aggravated to care if it's head had fallen off or not.

Slamming it shut with my back, I tilted my head back and tried to calm my rigid pants. I had just finished Art and to say I wasn't happy would be the worlds most understated thing to have ever leave an Americans lips.

Why, you ask?

Because the only thing I could hear the entire lesson was Vanessa Hull's ass voice rating all the guys in our year.

Yeah I said ass voice, what you gonna do about it?

Surprise surprise, Luca got an 11. Which I still say is impossible as it was on a 1-10 scale. How are you going to get an 11 when the highest you can possibly get is a 10.

It's called basic maths and common freaking sense.

I had also discovered that Luca had invited her to 'study' for chemistry round his place this evening.

You don't even need common sense to figure out that study was code word for 'participate in oral sex'.

I didn't get it, why flake on me after almost assassinating me this morning because I wasn't following the plan?

Yeah you do. He's a guy, and a sleazy one at that. He's hot and sex crazed, Vanessa is hot and sex crazed- now it's your turn to do the math.

Sighing, I opened my eyes slowly to be met with a pair of Hazel irises staring at me.

My calm expression had fizzled away once a smirk had slowly risen to his face.

"What do you want?" I said in a dull tone.

Slinging my rucksack back over my shoulder, I started to walk in the direction of the cafeteria. I thought maybe if I would just walk away he would somehow take that as a hint to leave alone.

"What is it now?" He groaned.

His steps were closely behind me and just because of that comment, I was itching to trip him up.

Let's see you 'study' with a broken face.

"You've really got some nerve-" I turned to face him looking more puzzled than my dad once my mom told him that she was now a vegetarian. "You know that?"

Squinting his eyes even more so, I followed his actions exactly. We ended up looking like a pair of partially blind pensioners trying to read the bus timetables.

"Am I missing something?" He finally said.

"Yeah, your brain." I snapped.

Storming off towards the cafeteria, I went straight to the lunch line and grabbed my tray.

"What's crawled up your ass?" Luca's whisper against my ear had nearly made me pee my pants. Putting my hand on my chest to try to calm my nerves, I didn't even bother looking over my shoulder as I could feel him repeatedly hitting his lunch tray on my ass gently.

"You!" I snapped under my own breath. I didn't even notice that had sounded inappropriate in any way until I heard his obnoxious snort.

"Trust me babe, you'd know if I crawled up that ass of yours"

Could he quit this misogynistic act for just a couple of minutes?

Temporarily massaging one of my temples, a worrying thought at the back of my mind was beginning to settle - what if this 'facade' wasnt even a facade in the first place? The fact that I don't actually know my best friend like I thought I did was starting to dawn on me.

His harder smack upon my ass with his food tray had pulled me away from my trail of thoughts, and had made me feel even angrier.

"Can you stop that? And fine, nothing has crawled up my ass, Luca" Reaching over to put 2 cupcakes on my tray, I grabbed the hamburger and orange juice before making my way over to the table Victoria had occupied.

Suddenly being spun around, I groaned under my breath and began to slowly grind down on my teeth. It was a bad habit of mine - how I still have teeth left bewilderd me.

"Snow, have I pissed you off in someway? I know I was a bit off this morning but-"

He had cut his sentence short upon seeing me roll my eyes in annoyance, it wasn't my fault - I had no control over it.

"Look-" inching closer to me, his lips were brushing against my ear as he whispered sharply. "This relationship may be fake, but our friendship isn't, snow if you're mad just tell me why?"

Pulling away, I hadn't noticed until now that his hands were on each side of my waist.

"Are you still 100 percent sure that you want to be part of this?" Biting on my lower lip, a part of my anger had dispersed once he tilted his head back sexily with a small groan - and please, before you guys start coming up with your damn disgusting accusations, don't.

I can appreciate someone's beauty without wanting to jump their bones?

"This is about this morning isn't it? Cause I'm really sorry snow, I shouldn't have push-"

"No Luca, it's about Vanessa Hull and your oral sex date tonight?!" I shouted as loud as I could without drawing attention to us.

My eyebrows creased as he looked down at me like I was speaking a different language.

Rolling my eyes, I took a few more steps until I was at the table Victoria was quietly waiting at.

"Hey." She said in a cheery tone.

Picking up my cupcake, I had peeled back the casing before shoving the whole thing in my mouth.

"Hi" I tried to muffle, but I think it sounded more like 'fye' than hi.

She looked disgusted and gave me a look of horror.

"Oh god, it's like watching a snake trying to devour a vanilla frosted Zebra." Though her face mirrored horror, I could hear the slight a amusement laced in her voice.

"Very funny-" I began to muffle, but the presence of Luca had made my words come to a halt.

"So this whole angry bitchy thing is cause you don't trust me to keep my hands to myself?" Cocking an eyebrow, his lips had quirked up at one side as a sign that he was finding this noticeably entertaining.

"Is something funny?" I had finally swallowed the vanilla frosted Zebra so could speak clearly for him to understand.

"I just think it's funny that you think I have to have some sexual motive to help someone study." Pursing my lips, I had noticed Victoria had started eating the other cupcake I had placed on my tray, and was watching us like the Mayweather fight.

"I didn't say that?"

"It was implied" he retorted. Grinding down harder on my teeth, I didn't know whether I should strangle him now or later.

Later, they'd be less witnesses around.

"Do you even know what implied means."

"So now you're questioning my intelligence? Fuck you, Snow."

"I'd rather not be number 990" I snapped back. Victoria's giggles had stopped our glaring game and turned our attention to her.

Noticing our eyes on her, she widened her eyes and quickly brought up her phone from her lap.

"I'm not laughing at you guys, I'm watching a cat on a piano." Shaking the phone in mid air, i had to try not to laugh at how scared she looked once she noticed we were glaring at her - and by the sound that escaped Luca's lips, he was to.

Looking at eachother, we both had burst out in a fit of chuckles, and another after looking at Victoria's confused face.

Bringing me closer to his chest, he had rest his lips on the top of my head and sighed into my hair.

"I'm not flaking on you, snow. Definitely not after spending hours on that bad ass game plan." He muttered.

Tucking my hair behind my ears, I twitched at my nose and stayed silent.

Sighing once more into my hair, he planted his warm hand on each side of my fave before tilting it back so our eyes were level.

"You can come as well" he said reluctantly. Beaming a smile at him, he oddly planted a kiss on the tip of my nose making a small sensation of heat freckle on it.

Please tell me in not getting a cold in this weather?

Sinking back into his chest, I began to have odd feeling that someone's eyes were on me - watching my like a beady eyed hawk.

And from the corner of my eye, I could see Vanessa in a swarm of her Pom Pom pals, looking at me as if she were a trained hitwomen.

Something told me tonight was going to go swimmingly.

You know, if swimmingly meant a girl with a heavy flow was lounging around in a pool of sharks- then yeah.

Tonight's going to go just swimmingly.
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A/N

Why is like every girl a bitch at this school??? Y tho.

I think I'm going to start doing these short story things in the A/N's because i just get bored and like to talk about my life...

STORYTIME:

So I was waiting for a bus after I finished work and these guys pulled up and one of them said "hola mami" and I was just kind of stunned bcuz that's a super bad start to a pick up line.

So I kinda just stayed quiet and looked in the other direction, and then one in the back seat had said "aye mami, how bout we take you for a ride" and then they drove away.

1) how you gon be offering people rides when it ain't your damn car
2) why drive off before I can answer? What if I wanted that ride huh?
3) I have pepper spray bitch.

END OF STORY TIME

What do you thinks gonna happen on this study date, huh?