(Dan's Pov)

Ok so I just gunna have a cheeky bite before I go to bed. I opened the cabinets got out some  more cereal and as I turned to put it on the counter I got tackled! "Phil what the hell!!!" I yelled pushing him off when we both hit the floor. "Dan are you ok! Are you safe!" Phil practically screamed in my face. "I was, till you fucking knocked me down, and now my bloody cereal is everywhere," I snapped standing up. "But she ran faster than me and she-" Phil was interrupted by a knock at the door. "Ok how about I answer the door and you calm your tits," I said dusting myself off. "But Dan," he protested. "Phil please. I can't deal with something that probably is one of your weird dreams," I sighed. I walked up to the door as he continued to protest.

I opened the door to see a beautiful girl. She was the dictionary's definition of perfect. Her eyes looked like flickering embers; almost mesmerizing. She had a satchel over her shoulder. A little odd. "Hello," she smiled and waved and I snapped out of my gaze. "Oh sorry hello! Can I help you," I smiled. "Yeah I was wondering if I could use your bath. Seems mine isn't working at the moment. I live downstairs," she smiled.

Ok that's weird. The request is odd. Did she ask everyone on her floor and they all said no!? This poor girl.... I just don't know what to do. I motioned to Phil, but he had the weirdest look on his face. A mixture of dumbfounded-ness and panic. "Phil," I nudged him and he snapped out of it. "Uh hi." He said quickly. "Phil she wants to use our bath," I said unsure. "Our bath?" Phil asked. I sighed and stepped back. "Come on in. Our bath is upstairs to the right," I smiled. She looked so happy as she walked inside. "Wait let me check to see if it's clean," I said suddenly remembering where the 1D poster was hung. I ran upstairs leaving her with Phil.

(Phil's Pov)

"What are you planning," I whispered. "Well a girl that hasn't used her human form in years needs to freshen up. I can't kill looking like garbage," she pouted. "Why is that a concern to you," I said dumbfounded. "Hey you didn't find 200 year old soot. Behind your ear. Nasty. I can't go back to hell knowing how gross my other form is. Would you leave mucky pjs in your bed knowing you have to use them again," she protested. "I guess you have a point- wait no I'm not agreeing with you! Get out!" I pointed to the door. "Wow big words for a mortal," she sassed flipping her hair back.

"Doesn't water hurt you anyway!" I sasses back. "I'm in my human form. Unless all the water is holy or you're actually a church then you're out of luck," she smirked. Dan walked down the stairs and called, "It's ready." I walked to my laptop as she walked upstairs. Dan sat next to me on the couch and saw me type furiously. "What the hell are you doing," asked Dan confused. "I'm making our flat a church and I'm calling a priest," I snapped. "Ooooooooooh-kkkkkay. (Okay)" he said weirded out was he slowing backed away into the kitchen.

(Y/n Pov)

I walked to the shower and turned on the water, and stripped as I waited for the water to get warm. So I'm in. Now it's the easy part. I just have to kill him. I walked into the shower. I could set the entire place on fire... is that too easy. It would be faster. Maybe a stab to the back. Though he goes have a good chance he'll survive. I only have a short amount of time here. I looked up at the ceiling and took a deep breath. I'm overthinking again.

Should I give him a chance to purify me... is their even a chance. It would be to my benefit. Thou if it fails it could waste all my time and I don't know how lord Satan would deal with that. I guess I'll just see how this plays out.

I suddenly hear music coming through the door. "What the hell," I whisper. I listen for a few seconds before saying, "is the gospel music?" I turned off the water. Grabbed a towel and walked closer to the door. I then hear:

"Phil what are you doing!"
"I'm just playing music"
"With the speaker against the door?!"
"Yes it's necessary,"
"Were you trying to peep on her!?"
"What! NO!!!"
"I can't believe you"
"I wasn't I was-"

I forgot about my situation and I opened the door. Both boys stopped, frozen in their tracks. Their faces flashed red and the ran to their rooms yelling apologies. "Why did they do that?" I wondered till I looked down. "Oh yeah. I'm stupid. Guess I made it easy to isolate him haha," I smiled. I made up my mind. Killing Dan Howell will be a piece of cake.