Dippers POV

•Bills home• Bills bedroom•

When I woke up I felt warm. No, not because I had fur , I mean warmer than usual. Then I fluttered my eyes open only to see a broad chest. I then meowed loudly , enough to wake up my new owner. Yes I've already registered that Bill will be my new owner even though humiliates me.

Bill looked at me still dazed then a smile I've never seen before was displayed on his lips.

" Morning Pinetree " Bill said cuddling me further into his chest , I then noticed that he never takes of his eyepatch , but I'll figure it out later.

I nodded my little kitten head. Which kind of surprised Bill , Bill abruptly sat up and looked at me wide eyed.

" Did you just nod?" I nodded again

" Can you understand me ?" Nod

" How is this possible ? " I shrugged my kitten shoulders (?)

" Have you been able to understand me from the beginning?" Nod

" Why haven't you answered me yesterday ?" Shrug

Bill sweat dropped at this.

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" Well this is unexpected..."Bill said after a minuet of silence. Suddenly Bill face palmed as if he forgot something.

Then suddenly he stared at me unmoving which was kind of creepy.

Whoa! Why is he staring at me ? Is there something on my face ? Is he going to kill me?!

" Easy there Pinetree I ain't going to kill you " Bill suddenly said startling me. While I was now the one staring at him shocked.

Did Bill jut read my mind? Of course he did he's a fucking demon!

"Whoa language there and yes I did" Bill answers." And how did you know I was a demon?" Bill asked cluelessly

With that I rolled my eyes staring at Bill which the demon who raised his eyebrow to.

Who makes a meal suddenly appear?

Bill just nodded at this. " you seem to be knowledgable even though you were just born literally yesterday." Bill said suspiciously , that made me flinch as I saw his yellow eyes turning to black slits. I gulped then looked away.

You don't need to know that just yet Bill

" Hmm... Ok but how about let make a deal yeah?"

With that sentence came out of his mouth I flinched again, remembering the times where I made a deal with the demon. Well I'm glad that Bills too busy thinking about a new deal instead of reading mind.

What deal?

"You tell me the reason why your so intellectual for a kitten and I won't kill you. Reasonable deal ain't it?" Bill stated as if it was the most obvious enough thing in the world.

Hmm if I agree to this...I don't die? An if I don't agree to this he'll either kill me or throw me out on the streets. I think....

Wait why is he making a deal like this? A far as I can see he doesn't gain that much.

" Right you are Pinetree , me being a demon I also have my original form but I chose this so I won't be too suspicious I mean who wants to see the triangle that tried to kill them, they'd  probably rally up like little ants and destroy me for good and because of that I cannot do anything fun other than torment living animals, so yah I'm doing this because I am basically bored" Bill ranted , and he started to pet my head. There it is again. I purred.

Ahh I'm going o regret this.

Fine Bill deal.

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