I've decided to start doing a book about me. It's been in my plans for a long time, but just now did I actually get around to it. And so, here I am, a mysterious creature, lurking in the deep shadows of Wattpad, waiting for the day when I can jump out and scream...

BOO! Did I scare you? Probably not, because this is a book. Books aren't terrifying things. But I'm a terrifying thing. I mean, look at the cover. I'm scary, right? Right. Here are a few must-know things about Yours Truly.

1. I have a little brother. He is the biggest gift and greatest curse of my life.

2. I was adopted. And before the comment section gets flooded with questions about how my parents died and stuff, let me tell you something. They didn't. They just couldn't care for baby me, is all. I was too awesome for them.

3. I like riding horses. My awesome friend, Anna, goes with me every other week.

4. I have a birthmark under my eye (the stars on the cover are hopefully covering it up) that is so distinctive, people who I haven't seen since kindergarten recognize me.

5. I'm in 8th grade, and I'm 14.

6. I'm extremely sarcastic. I can't even answer serious questions seriously.

7. The majority of my closet is black. 

8. My favorite character in the first Star Wars movie was the Death Star.

9. The previous comment was sarcastic.

10. I make music, but have yet to release a song. (And when I do, it'll be under an alias that's so mysterious, Karma Fields will be amazed at how mysterious it is.) 

So there you have it. My top ten facts about me. Throw some more questions at me in the comments below. It can be about anything, as long as things don't get personal. Because no, I'm not telling you where I live. And no, I'm not telling you what my exact hour of birth is. And NO, I am NOT giving you my birth certificate. 

Seriously.

So concludes the first chapter in this book that will eventually become a majestic being of Wattpad. Everyone will read this book, and wish they could be like me. This might be the ending of a chapter, but it is the beginning of my quest to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA...ha...ha... Bye.