facts about luna
Ok let's start with the basics!
Luna will call you a tilapia of you piss her off (she is basically saying your a fish)
She will often say 'fuck you' in filipino
Her filipino side comes out of she's pissed off or if you offended her.
If she's drunk she ends up talking in only filipino
Her horny side is when she is drunk(DON'T GIVE HER BEER. DON'T DO IT. OR DO YOU WANT A FILIPINO DELINQUENT TO FLIRT WITH YOU)
If she wants a hug. Give her a hug. Or her childish(little sister) side will show up (sometimes)
She will call you either a sister or a brother when you are a really REALLY close friend of hers.
Really afraid of reinhart, doomfist, and (sometimes) roadhog. (Trust me she will run tf away or hide when she sees them.)
She starts to give you a good ol' mama talk if you piss her off (like, she will scold you, about at you, or even scold at you in filipino)
She can roast you if you attempt to flirt with her
She tends to bite stuff (like spoons, Something) but of course she will freaking destroy it because of course her teeth are like:
(But the teeth are white. Not yellow)
She likes robbing malls
Eats about 7 pineapples a day (yes she loves pineapples that much) but, of course she cuts them to pieces
She likes trading sometimes
She knows alot about sea animals
When she is sad, she eats a tub of icecream (usually ube)
A freaking rebel. She don't do shit for ya. She does whatever tf she wants
She loves fishing
She rarely fixes her hair into a nice ponytail (her hair is always messy)
She doesn't like to be really touched alot by you if you met her the first time. (For example:arms, legs, face, *or wrap your hand around her stuff* etc)It scares her.(It will make her think your a fuckboy/fuckgirl...and she really hates fuckboys/fuckgirls so.....dont...)
She calls Winston either 'Harambe' or 'Curious George'
Has a cute lil hummingbird named as 'Bingling'
"iTS GREEEEN 😃😃"~Luna
If you scare her she will say gibberish stuff and its really hilarious
Has bitten 2 people with her teeth before (not a pretty sight if you ask me)
Loves machine guns.
It's possible she can attack you with a shoe or a slipper (OMFG IT'S THE ASIAN MAMA DELINQUENT)
Aaaand that's all
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