Chris's pov
I was up early for once, so I did my morning routine. I cooked a delicious breakfast for me and Kuroko and made a lunch big enough to feed 20 people. In my defense I need that energy to deal with the idiots in the academy.

Before I left the house, I remembered that I forgot to put on my headband. I tied it on my head knowing it was time to go. I picked up Kuroko because she needed to be off of her leg for a day or two.

"Ok so Kuroko the academy is a loud place but there are good kids there."

"Really can you tell me more?"

"There's Kiba he may be annoying, but he has a ninja hound named Akamaru, Naruto is very loud but he will protect you with your life, then there's Shika who's my best friend along with Naruto."

"If your friends with those two why did you add Kiba to the list?"

"I told you about him because I was hoping that you and Akamaru could become friends"

I walked into class and everyone looked so shocked that a few rookies actually fainted.

I sweat-dropped "Is it really that surprising that I made here on time?" I asked

"Yes" the class chorused

I walked to a sleeping Shika, I woke him up by hitting his head.

"Ow Chris why did you wake me up this is such a drag"

"Shut the hell up Shika" I put Kuroko on his desk "this is Kuroko"

Shika's eyes softened seeing Kuroko shake with fear "Hi Kuroko I'm Shikamaru"

"Is he one of your friends Chris?"

"Yup he is lazy like me"

I smelled food in the air so I turned around to see two things one Naruto and ducky kissing I always knew that duck was gay, and to see Choji eating my food.

I did the sensible thing and beat the crap out of him, grabbed his ankle and started to drag him to Hokage.

3rd pov
The Hokage and soon to be sensei's saw the interesting sight of Naruto and Sasuke kissing. Soon everyone's attention was on a girl with unique colored hair beating the Akimichi half to death because he stole her food.

"That is Chris Nara and as you see don't steal her food she can and will destroy anyone who does" The Hokage warned as the Jonin watched Chris drag Choji towards the Hokage's office with a sweat-drop.

Chris's pov
I kicked the old man's door open while saying "Hi I'm here to report a theft" and dropped Choji on the floor in front of his desk

The old man sighed "Two things Chris first eating food is not theft if it was you would be in jail 20 times over your life span, secondly I'm in a meeting with the future squad leaders"

I look over to see sweat-dropping Jonin's and their eyebrows twitching at the same time. Two sensei's caught my eye one was a beautiful young woman with bright red eyes and black hair, the other one was one with a mask covering his face and his headband was covering his eye he also had gravity defying silver hair.

I go up to the black-haired woman first "Your eyes are really pretty are they natural?"

"Thank you and yes they are"

"That's Kurenai Yuhi"

I looked at the guy reading porn
"Hey you who has weird hair, what's the contents of that book your reading and what's your name"

"Kakashi Hatake and the contents of this book is none of your business"

"Are you trying to come out as a pervert and I know that book is porn I read it before the author obviously has no love life"

Everyone gave me a look of amusement and confusion until Kakashi spoke up "No one under 18 can read this book"

"Duh I know that I did the transformation jutsu to read it"

I was hit in the head by the old man "What have I told you Chris you've got to stop breaking the law!!"

"Ow come on old man I'm too old and it's too early for this shit"

I walked near the window and looked back at the room to see a fuming Hokage and amused Joinin's before I left I looked over my shoulder "oh and I'm not apologizing in advance for annoying the hell the sensei of my team" I jumped out of the window and ran to the Academy to find out what team I'm on and to eat the delicious food that was calling my name.