Making the Match Official

Raw
April 13

*backstage, on-screen*

Joker is seen sitting on a chair, comfortably, smoking his cigarette while holding his title on his shoulder. He gets a loud pop as he reads a magazine.

Joker: Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual

He blows the smoke in his mouth as he continues.

Joker: Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual, actual
They say he's homosexual

He looks at the camera.

Joker: And that my dear viewers is what not to do when you don't know the full story. Also, this is made by Michael Jackson. *winks*

Suddenly, the door opens as someone came inside and dropped a letter on his lap before running away. Joker raised a brow in confusion before setting his magazine away and put his cigarette on an ashtray. He grabs the letter and reads it.

Joker: Dear, Joker. We regret to inform you that Seth Rollins declines the stipulation of the I Quit Match I requested last week and instead will be from the Director of Operations, Kane, decision after their match. Whatever match he puts, you will go through with the match at Extreme Rules.

Joker raised a brow and grins.

Joker: Only his decision, eh? *sets the letter down and smiles widen* Wait till I make him decide. Then, they'll get a load of me. Ooop. Ooop. *looks at the letter* HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*later, in the ring*

Kane and Seth Rollins Starr down at each other as Seth tells Kane to lay down and have the match to end. Kane, reluctantly, goes down to his knees and lays down on the match. Seth goes for the cover until Kane pushes him off.

Seth looks at him in shock and starts yelling at him as Kane goes back up to his feet. J&J security went inside and starts telling Kane to do what he's told until he grabbed them by the throat. They struggle by his grip until he pushes them out of the ring.

Seth goes up to him and berates him once again until Kane smacks him in the face. Seth holds his face as Kane has his arm up, ready for a Chokeslam. However, he lowers his arm down in disgust and goes down to a knee.

Seth continues to yell at him again, acting a lady nagging to her husband until Kane grabs him by the throat and chokeslams Rollins. The crowd was on their feet as Kane looks down at Seth with an intense glare and starts going for the cutthroat taunt.

However, he stops and gives out a deep sigh and goes down, grabs Seth, and rolls on his back, laying Rollins on top of him. The ref counts for the count until he was suddenly dragged out of the ring by Joker, hangs him on the apron, and hits a DDT on the ref.

Joker enters the ring and knocks out Kane with his brass knuckles. He grabs Seth and pulls him on the corner, pulls out a pair of Handcuffs, and cuffs him against the ring post.

He goes outside, pulls out two other pairs of cuffs, and grabs Joey and Jaime. He applies the cuffs on one of the hands and the other onto the ropes. Joker grabs a mic and picks him his trusty crowbar and goes back inside the ring and heads towards Kane.

Joker: Kaaane. Kaaaane. *crotch down to his face* Can you hear me, Kane?

Kane looks at him in anger and he tries to get up, only to be hit his Crowbar.

Joker: You know, Kane. You nearly lost control in this match. But...you have to keep it down so that Seth can win. *shakes* How the mighty have fallen?

Joker pats his crowbar in his hand, while he ignores Seth and J&J yells.

Joker: But...there's gotta be a way to get you back, Kane. I mean, this corporate this doesn't suit you. You need something *slams crowbar on to his back* more that brings out the demon I fought at Fastlane. So, I brought something you might like to see.

Joker goes into his suit and pulls out something. Kane's eyes widen as he sees what Joker has pulled...his mask.

The crowd was shocked to see Joker having Kane's original mask with him.

Joker: See this? Remember it? Of course, you do, you use to wear this. But...that's not what makes you shocked, does it? Is it something...*points his own head* coming from your mind? Something...tempting? Something...otherworldly? Something...hellacious? Hehehehehehehehe!

Joker slams the crowbar on his back a few more times. Then, he slams it onto his leg, making him yell even more.

Joker: Now, Kane. I want something from you and it won't be that hard.

Kane: What do you want?!

Joker: Calm down, my boy. What I want...is that I Quit Match at Extreme Rules. Think you could do that for me? If you say yes, I'll leave the mask here and go on my merry way. But if you say no...then I guess we're going to see can this still fit you perfectly.

Kane looks at Joker in anger and as he looks at the mask, the crowbar, the Smiling Jester, Seth, and the others, and back.

Joker: Wait is it, Kane? Don't make me have to wait.

Kane looks at the Joker before looking down in shame.

Kane: *whispers* You win.

Joker: What?

Kane: I said you win, Joker. You have your I Quit Match.

The crowd pops as Joker poses in victory.

Joker: Good. That's a good boy. *pats Kane's head* Who's a good little ass kisser? *pinches his cheek*

Joker stood up and drops the mask on Kane's chest, holds his crowbar up and slams it onto Kane's leg again. Joker laughs and looks at Seth, who is struggling to break free.

Joker: Oh, Seth. You've been cuffed again. *pouts then skips* I'm going to tell. I'm going to tell.

Joker gets out of the ring and skips his way up the ring. He stops and turns to the ring.

Joker: See ya at Extreme Rules, Sethie. We both know who will walk away while the other will say the magic words. *looks at the crowd* Do you know the words?

Crowd: I quit!

Joker: I spit?

Crowd: I quit!

Joker: I split?

Crowd: I quit!!

Joker: Oooh. Right. I quit. Well, of course, you will say it, Sethie. Not me. Anyway, good luck getting o of those cuffs. Bye!

Joker's theme plays as the crowd cheers, and he skips away.

*time skip*

Ethan is sitting on his hotel bed, talking to Gionna in face cam.

Gionna: That has got to be the scariest you've ever been as Joker, Ethan.

Ethan: I know. Even Glenn told me I was something else in that segment.

Gionna: Glenn was scared, too? Geez. Anyway, I wonder what will happen at Extreme Rules, now that you're going to have an I Quit Match with Colby.

Ethan: Me too. It's going to be one of the most difficult matches for me.

Gionna: Obviously, the Authority's going to try and make you say I quit. Remember Mick Foley?

Ethan: Yep. But, as Joker, I have a few plans in me.

Gionna: *teasingly* And they are?

Ethan: You're going to have to wait and see.

Gionna: Not even a spoiler?

Ethan: Nope.

Gionna: Dang it. Well, Good night.

Ethan: Good night, Gionna.

Gionna: Have sweet dreams...Mister Jay.

Ethan chuckles as he pulls nods the call and lays down. He sighs as he looks at the ceiling. He pulls out a Joker Card on holds it up. It has a Harlequin symbol on the card as he looks at it for a long while. Soon, he grins.

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