Raw
March 16

Paul Heyman is in the ring, discussing about Joker going against Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania. He was talking about how Joker is incapable of fighting Lesnar, much less defeats him.

Paul: You see...I will admit that I admired Sean Rollins the day he stood against the likes of John Cena, Great Khali, Big Show, Kane, Daniel Bryan, the Undertaker, the Rock, and stood there, fearlessly as he helps his brothers any way he can. But...what Sean didn't realize is that he has a limit to what he can do. Even when he's surrounded by other superstars, he will fight them and lose. Granted, he has a lot of guts, but those guts won't work against guys like my client, Brock Lesnar.

The crowd gave a little boo.

Paul: As for Joker...he, is what many would say the most Chaotic Force in WWE. Despite lacking in strength and stature, he makes his presence known with Anarchy and Deception. He toyed with the Authority, attack every single one, except Stephanie, and he will stop at nothing to achieve what he wants...total chaos. He wants everything to burn down before his very eyes, and he will be there to light that torch and light anything or anyone ablaze.

The crowd cheers on as he looks a bit nervous.

Paul: And will agree on Joker for one thing. At the main event at  Wrestlemania...it's not gonna be a match between a Beast and a Clown. It's gonna be a Game to the Death between a Beast and a Jester. No one will be spared in that match, not even the referee would stand against these two when they go toe to toe with each other. Unfortunately, that's the only thing I agree on, as everything else is all false hope for the Joker.

The crowd begins to boo again.

Paul: And that's because, at the end of the day, Joker will be laying down in this ring at Wrestlemania, bruised, bloodied, broken, and humiliated as the announcer will say the following: 'Here is your winner and still, Reigning, defending, undisputed, WWE Champion of the World...Bro-

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Joker comes out from the stage with a huge standing ovation with Heyman looking up slowly. Joker goes down, dancing with no care at all. He walks down and hops over the barricade before grabbing a mic and entering the ring.

Joker looks around with a grin as Heyman steps back a bit.

Joker: So...I'm here to say that I expected Brock to come here. Instead, it's you. Other than that, Awesome promo, man. No one can compare a promo like that. I mean, like the guys at the back are just a bunch of minuscule pricks that forces others to make awful promos. Not allowing any creativity to these *air quote* Superstars.

He rolls his eyes and grins.

Joker: Anyway, I'm not here to talk to you, Paul. I was actually going to say something to Brock, but since he's not here, I'm going to do something that will make him come here.

Paul looks at him like he's crazy while Joker goes into his pocket.

Joker: Wait. I'm trying to get it. *grabs stuff and tosses to the side* Brass knucks...rubber chicken...toy gun...matches...lighter-

Paul: You have all of that in one pocket?

Joker: Don't interrupt me. *continues* Teeth...forgot about the Tooth Fairy...Aha! I got it.

He pulls out a small hand puppet that has the image of Brock Lesnar and even a small-sized shirt on its body. Heyman is not more convinced that Joker is crazy as the crowd was laughing.

Joker: See? He's here! Let's call him...Mini Brock. Hello, Mini Brock.

Mini Brock looks at him, squints his face, and turns around with his hands crossed.

Joker: What? What's wrong? *lightbulb* Oh, right. Hold this for me. *passes the mic to Mini Brock*

He goes into his pocket and pulls out a mini WWE World Heavyweight Championship and gives it to Mini Brock as he passes the microphone to him.

Joker: There. Happy? *gets a nod* Good. Now I have a few things to say to you, Mini Brock.

Paul: This is getting-

Joker: Heyman, shut up. I'm trying to be a good puppeteer.

The crowd laughs as Joker continues.

Joker: Listen. I don't know why you claim that I won't be able to face you at Wrestlemania, but rest assured, Mini Brock. I'm okay with having my bones broken, my face unrecognizable, blood all over like a crime scene. It's nothing new to me, and I actually...enjoy the pain...a lot.

The crowd oohs as Paul is now eyes widened in shock.

Joker: It's true that we will be in that match like two freaks in an Insane Asylum, trying to see who is superior. Though, here's the thing, Mini Brock. Even if you're just a cheap, little toy that kids won't like to have nowadays...I'm not afraid of getting my ass kicked. As I said before, and I'll say it again, I have nothing to lose in this match. I'll go to great lengths to go against you and take what you hold dear and everyone will remember that on Wrestlemania...the One who beat the Undertaker will no longer be WWE World Heavyweight Champion. And I...will do the one thing, Sean, Seth, Dean, and Roman haven't done since 2013 and that's becoming the Man who slayed the Beast.

The crowd cheers as Joker smiles as he turns to Paul and tosses him the puppet.

Joker: You can have it.

Joker picks up his stuff and walks out of the ring as his theme plays. Paul looks at the puppet and back at Joker is seen laughing and dancing on the barricade.

*later, in the ring*

Randy Orton is going to have a match against Seth Rollins as he waits impatiently for the Sellout.
Rollins makes his way to the stage by himself with the Money in the Bank briefcase.  Rollins says it took Orton three weeks of scheming, conniving, and cajoling to make every single member of The Authority look like fools.

Rollins begins laughing, that it only took him three hours to make a fool out of Orton. Rollins poses on the stage and The Authority's music hits. Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Big Show, Kane, and J&J Security make their way out to the stage. Rollins and Triple H hug on stage. Orton goes outside the ring and grabs a steel chair.

The Authority circles the ring. The Authority slowly gets on the apron while Triple H and Stephanie watch from the foot of the ramp. They get in the ring, and the lights go out as the sound of a crow sounds in the arena. 

Soon, the lights go on and the crowd went into shock as they saw two people in the ring. Sting and Joker. Randy looks at them in confusion as the Authority was shocked. Both have weapons of their own, Sting with his black baseball bat and Joker with his crowbar.

Soon, the Authority entered the ring but were easily outmatched by the weaponized Viper, Icon, and Anarchist. All were hit as the trio cleared the ring, except for J&J Security. Sting takes off his trench coat and taunts Triple H before hitting a Stinger Splash on Jaime and Joey.

He grabs Noble and hits a Scorpion Death Drop. Joker grabs Mercury, lifts him to the ropes, and hits a Hanging Neckbreaker.

He got up as he points at Randy before pointing at Joey. Randy nods, as the crowd cheers on while Joker lifts Mercury up to his feet. He then pushes him forward and Randy hits an RKO on Joey, much to the crowd's happiness.

The Authority were now humiliated once again, this time, Sting and Joker aiding the humiliation. The trio looks at them with smirks as they pose for the crowd as they cheer for the Viper, Stinger, and Jester.