After finishing my dramatic performance, I searched for my bag and snatched it up. Poking through it, I found the extra pair of clothes that I always have handy and loosened my towel. Putting on a simple pair of black panties and matching bra, I started to put on my skinny jeans and white & green striped shirt. Then, I let my hair fall from my ponytail, only to twist it into a french braid to the side and tying it off with my scrunchy. 

Your friends and brother are probably wondering where you are, you know.

I huffed at the reminder and didn't even bother to put on the brown school shoes. It didn't really match my outfit. I cautiously made my way to the front of the school, praying to the Kami that I don't slip and bust my ass. My prayers were NOT answered! My poor little bum.

You know damn well that your ass is not small like you wish!

Damn it, Ryunosuke, shut the Hell up! I growled as I slipped, but grabbed onto a door frame and pulled myself up-right. Just around that corner and I would be able to exchange my shoes. I wonder what the others would say when they saw me. Would they know that something went wrong? Or would they assume that I was taking my time taking a nice, hot shower? Hm. Maybe Naruto and Ino would fall for it, but Hinata, Neji and Gaara? Not likely. When I rounded the corner, I was hit the smell of jealousy and bitchiness. Sasuke and his fangirl was leaning against the shoe lockers, and the bitch was on MY locker. The thing she just did not too long ago hit me like a train, and before I knew it, I stomped past my group of friends and toward my intended target.

"Haruno Sakura~" I giggled creepily as she slowly turned to face me with a scared face. When I reached her, I grabbed her collar and yanked her to my face. "What you did wasn't very nice, ya know? Now,  I have to pay for a new uniform now because of you."

"T-That sounds like a personal problem!" she stuttered and tried to cover up her fear with a smug smile. 

"Yes, for you it is." I lifted up my fist and threw it at her face. I heard a snap, and I knew that I broke her little nose. 

"My nose!" she shrieked and tried to stop the bleeding, but I merely tossed her on the ground, stepping on her stomach to stop her from getting up. I bent over to get a better look at her face and saw a whole bunch of blood gushing from her nose. Hmph, not enough blood, if you ask me.

No one asked you, though. 

Urasai ne, Ryunosuke. I turned my attention back to the sobbing girl and snatched up her disgustingly pink purse at her side. Digging through it, I tossed out the things that I wasn't looking for and looked harder. "Ah, there it is." I whipped out her money and counted the amount that the uniform costs. Once I finished, I put the rest of her money back and tossed the purse to the ground. "Thanks for paying for my uniform, Haruno-san. It wouldn't have to be this way if you and Karin hadn't shredded it up." I removed my foot from her body and strode over to my shoe locker. Sasuke had his jaw dropped and he was giving me this prideful look that I didn't understand. I turned back to see her struggling to get up. "Oh, and tell little miss Karin that I will be coming for her too, ne?"

"Don't you think that you went a little too far, Kisa?" Gaara asked as he leaned against the other shoe locker beside mine. I quickly exchanged the shoes and turned to my brother.

"Hmph, as if! That bitch and her crone shredded up my uniform and you all expect me to NOT do anything? Y'all got me twisted. I won't take this like a bitch laying down with her legs spread! I am so down with this crap. They wanna send me threats, then I will start a fucking WAR!" I laughed evilly and I saw my friends exchange a worried look.

Yes, be very worried. I'm about to start the fourth shinobi war up in this bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I think that you're going insane, my precious host. 

I am not, don't worry so much!

Oh boy, Ryunosuke sighed heavily.