THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 

Despicable Me 3 Trailer came out and I just saw it and it's the most beautiful creation I have ever witness!!! This is going to be a pretty packed chapter with random stuff so GET READY!

First of all THIS...

Lucy snapping a picture is so dorky of her! She'll be the type of person who'll be taking pictures as a hobby. After defeating a heist, Lucy will flip her phone out of her pocket and take a quick selfie (before Silas comes). Lucy wraps her arms around her husband's shoulder and clicks on the screen. The picture comes out perfect except Gru is squinting and scrunched his shoulders or in other words, he came out terrible. Gru tells Lucy to delete the photo since he doesn't look flattering, Lucy nods and puts the phone away. The next thing you know she sends the same picture through Gru's phone (if he has one lol) or she'll show it to her daughters. Lucy has a secret Facebook account where she posts all of her photos, even the not-so-flattering ones. Margo is the one who operated the account and they both only know about the account. Since Lucy's a newbie about social media and she wants to be hip with the teens, Margo suggested Facebook is the best option. But Lucy notices that rarely any teen is on Facebook it's just adults in their late thirties. (somehow) Lucy operates her own Tumblr account by herself. In there she learns new things like phrases. So she'll ask what they mean. For example, she'll ask "Margo what does shipping mean?" or "what's an OTP, Margo?" After Margo explains what they mean, Lucy will randomly use these phrases to Gru. "Honey, I ship us. As in you and me in a relationship."The redheaded smiles with a gleam in her eye. Gru turns to her with his half-lidded eyes stating, "We're married, Lucy..." 

She also learns that whenever you ship someone they have a shipping name. Which must be where she came up with Grucy but I'll talk about that later LETS GET GOING!!

(Why am I getting a Herb vibe here?) LOOK IT'S HIS ROBOT HENCHMEN! CUUUTE! I'm guessing Balthazar made these robots, perhaps he has an army of them who knows? The fact that his scheme color is purple makes me happy. 

Is it me or am I the only one who noticed that literally every villain/former villain has there the first letter of a their name on their weapons or personal stuff? I started noticing this with Gru and Vector in the first movie, then Scarlet and Herb, El Macho and now Bratt. W H Y?

Alright so first we have the 60s from the Minions and now the 80s for Despicable Me...THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!! I'm betting the amount of 80 references in this movie will be too much. But it's sad how most kids won't understand and just hear their parents laugh. WE NEED THESE 80s REFERENCES NOW!! Also, the Michele Jackson's Bad gave me Megamind Deja Vu. 

His Bubble Gum Blaster (if that's what you want to call it) LOOKS SO COOL! It's also pretty 80s so YAY! Balthazar dancing instead of walking is the reason why he's the best. He's like WHO NEEDS WALKING WHEN YOU CAN DANCE!! *breaks dances to the nearest store* 

Just so the viewers know he's old, he has a bald spot in the back, lol. I still love his hair though it's nice. 

HEY Silas back. (let's pray you're not a jerk in this movie 🙏) We also get to see another part of the AVL center!

👏JUST👏LOOK👏 AT👏 HIS👏 DANCE That's a pretty big damn diamond! Geesh! Since Balthazar is about bringing popularity back to him I'm guessing that diamond has some type of popularity vibe or it makes you seem younger or sound younger (because puberty stopped his show...)

Again it's an 80s thing TURNED INTO A WEAPON! BRILLIANT! (i love this man too much)

T H I S

Going back to the whole Social Media Lucy, the redheaded will use the term "Grucy" often, even if Gru doesn't like it. She'll have used it when Agnes had fallen off her bicycle and has a scrape. Lucy will have the ice meanwhile, Gru has the first aid kit (you know him, keeping everyone safe). Then Lucy blurts out, "It'll be an alright sweety, Grucy is coming to cure you!" Whenever the redheaded refers to them as Grucy, Gru rolls his eyes or lightly shake his head. But since Lucy says it on a daily basis Gru gets used to it. Even so that he used it by mistake one day saying, "Grucy will fight for justice and we'll protect this world from evil." to Silas. Lucy is next to him all happy that he used the word. 

Watching the trailer be like...

His screaming is so new and it's adorable. But I wanna know why he's screaming. Has Lucy captured again? Because if she is then you KNOW Gru will save his wife now matter what! Or is he being captured? DAMN IT, I NEED ANSWERS NOW!

Why didn't I think of this! Of course, whenever Gru hangs or plays around with his daughters he might have some type of toy in his jacket but he forgets to remove it. Or the girls (mostly Agnes) would slip her toys inside her father's jacket. W A I T what if Edith replaces her toys with her father's weapons like the Freeze Ray! 😱 Would that mean that Edith must be running around with the Freeze Ray in her by now!

Gru was probably having a water fight with his daughters and wife and water pistols were used, I dunno but I would like to see the family having fun.

The fact that Gru's tongue is out while aiming for Bratt's head is so cute, so that's cannon. 

Again that diamond is HUGE! It's bigger than his head, DAMN! Balthazar's earing is so cute on him, I want one now.

We can infer that Gru had probably learned new fighting skills from his wife and now he's using them. Imagine whenever there is no villain to catch, Lucy teaches Gru fighting skills and then they use it on it each other. Lucy will praise for her husband's accomplishments with kisses hugs and "you're doing so well babe!"
...Balthazar is flexible! 

In Despicable Me Gru had smiley face underwears and now in Despicable Me 3 he has skulls... I can't XD Bratt's Keytar must be his main weapon and he seems to really enjoy it too. 

LOOK AT THESE TWO DORKS! no, wait...LOOK AT GRU'S RING!! I think the most distracting part of the film would be the rings. I mean they're RIGHT THERE! It's so cute I can't!

Final Thoughts...

Just by the trailer, I'm hyped, yet not that much surface has been covered if you think about it. Where're the girls? When are we seeing Gru? What are the minions up to this time? I understand it's still early but I need more, we need more. I'm hoping they'll be more family action as well as Grucy and Edith moments! I can't wait! (for the second trailer ;P) 

now don't mind me, I'll be making DM3 memes that'll upload next chapter.

k, bye!