* PHONE RINGS*

Me: Hello?

Mom: Where are you?

Me: *Looks around* Traffic

Mom: Oh, well food's on the table when you come home.

Me: *holds in a groan* Ok, bai!

Mom: Bye.

Both: *hang up*

Me (shouting): Damn people! I'm on the phone, and I can't hear my mother?! And trust me my mom is ten billion times as loud as me! I have one thing to say; SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Everyone on the bus: O.o

Me: God damn.... -.-