A/N: Okay, so these are two people from a gc on Kik that I am in. They are pretty rad. I'm not sorry guys. (This will be shit.) Any bolded dialogue is recent parts of conversations.

There once was to rad peeps. One was named Austin, the other was Shay. Blah, blah, blah, who gives a shit about introductions.

Austin walked into fucking Walmart. Who gives a shit. There Austin saw Shay.

"Hey fucker!" Austin yelled.

"Sup bitch!" Shay screamed back.

"I'm doin' shit! You like my heel?" Austin kicked up the leg with said heel (yes, the other shoe was just a pair of checkered vans).

"Yessssss!!!!!!!!!!!!🙏🙏🙏" Shay screamed. No one knows how Shay said the Emojis out loud.

"Thank." Austin replied.

"Anyways, Austin. I think you are coot." Shay spoke softly.

Austin giggled like a little girl. "Thanks, I like it large."  

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The end.