It's not...

Easy having yourself a good time

Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four letter

Fuck and kiss you both at the same time

Smells like something I've forgotten
Curled up, died and now it's rotten

I'm not a gangster tonight don't wanna be a bad guy I'm just a loner baby
And now you've got in my way

I can't decide whether you should live or die oh you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why my heart feels dead inside it's cold and hard and petrified lock the doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride

It's a...

Bitch convincing people to like you if I stop now call me a quitter if lies were cats you'd be a litter

Pleasing everyone isn't like you dancing jigs until I'm crippled slug ten drinks I won't get pickled

I've got to hand it to you you've played by all the same rules it takes the truth to fool me and now you've made me angry

I can't decide whether you should live or die oh you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why my heart feels dead inside it's cold and hard and petrified lock the doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride

Oh I could throw you in the lake or feed you poisoned birthday cake I won't deny I'm gonna miss you
When you're gone

Oh I could bury you alive but you might crawl out with a knife and kill me when I'm sleeping

That's why...

I can't decide whether you should live or die oh you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why my heart feels dead inside it's cold and hard and petrified lock the doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride
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'I Can't Decide' by Scissor Sisters