Love? Ha! You gotta be joking!
Right? Please tell me you are

You : Nope :P

What!? Me and love don't mix! Me no love no one!

You : (Yes he does! :3) Yes,you do!

No! Me no love no one!

You : (He's blushing! ^w^) Aww!! Yes you do!

No!!! (He jumps out the window)

You : (WTF!?!) WHAT THE HELL!?

Me is okay! Just a little...(gets back inside) dizzy...

Don't ask me if that was a story...