Alfred: "Sup dudes! Names Alfred, the leader of this little trio, we've been working on this song for wee-"

Dika: "But you said we'd just come up with it as we went..."

Alfred: "Sh! No one needed to know!" *Sighs* "Well, seems like we should just try this out now and get it over with... who wants to start?"

Alex, Dika: "Not me!"

Alfred: "Oh come on! You two need to be a little confident!"

Alex: "Well bro, if your so confident about this, then why don't you start us?"

Alfred: "Fine..."

*Music starts*

Alfred: Do, do, do, do, do, do

Do, do, do, do, do, doooo~

American Trio, that's what we're called!

We're best as friends can be,

Yet we're different as different can be! *Whispers happily under breath* "That actually kind of rhymed!"

Alex: You got me, born in France,

Raised to know what actual food is unlike my brother-

Alfred: "I know what actual food is!"

Alex: "Oh really?"

Alfred: "Yes, really!"

Alex: "Wanna go bro!? Right here, right now!?"

Dika: "While those two settle their differences, allow me to continue for them..."

Then there's me, born in Russia,

Raised to live in extreme cold,

Cold as cold can be.

Alfred, Alex: *Finish arguing*

Alfred: Lastly, but certainly not least, me!

I'm the hero, born to be a hero!

I got a heroic path in front of me!

Alex, Dika: See? The three of us are different as can be!

Alfred: Yet, we're a team!

There for one another,

No matter what the need may be!

Dika: Sure, Russians, Americans, and French don't have the best history,

But the three of us don't care!

American Trio: We're best as friends can be!

Yet totally different as different can be!

We have an odd bond, indeed we do!

We're different as different can be!

Alex: The climate of my city is humid.

Dika: While I prefer the coldest of cold.

Alfred: And I don't really care, so long as there's fun!

Alex: I prefer a good bowl of gumbo, and a good glass of whiskey!

Alfred: McDoubles are the best with a diet coke!

Dika: Your both crazy, cabbage stew and vodka's the way to go!

Alfred, Alex: Whatever.

American Trio: We're best as friends can get!

Yet totally different as different can be!

We have an odd bond, indeed we do!

We're different as different can be!

Alfred: "Alex! I need help opening my juice box!"

Alex: "Why now? We're in the middle of something bro!"

Alfred: "Because I don't want my voice to-" *Voice crack* "In the middle of the song...."

Alex, Dika: "*Laughing at Alfred's voice crack*"

~The end!~