1. Fredrick

Normal: Uh, an old name?

Hetalian: *Starts sobbing* OLD FRITZ!! NUUUU!!!!!!!!

2. France

Normal: A country full of gays whom hate Americans

Hetalian: And Mattie's beloved Papa ^^

3. Trio

Normal: A group of three

Hetalian: THREE BEST BROS FOR LIFE!

4. Asia

Normal: a bunch of weirdos trying to take over the world

Hetalian: Misunderstood and in need of hugs ^^

5. Common name in Denmark

Normal: Den? Denny? I dunno.

Hetalian: Mathias.

6. France and Britain

Normal: Always at war

Hetalians: Lovers <3