RoyalCupcake03 WAS KIDNAPPED IN HER DREAM BY HER LOVE RIVAL

Wanna know who? Well... Let's read her dream

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I dreamt about Luhan (my first EXO bias).

I woke up in this strange room, and it was kind of dark. 

It was bright enough for me to see just one lonely lightbulb hanging next to a wall. 

I was tied to a chair, and I thought I was kidnapped. Then, I saw a silhouette of someone walking towards me. 

The person stopped right in front of me, and the person's face suddenly lit up. 

/FIYAAAAAHHHHHHHHH~ FIYAAAAAAAAAHH OH EH O----oops. sorry./

It was Luhan, and he had his creepy stalker/rape face on, so of course I screamed. 

/screaming in happiness?? I feel yah bruh. me too. me too./

He backed away from me as soon as I screamed and flicked another switch, causing another lightbulb to light up. I could see much better. I took a better look at Luhan. He was wearing one of his outfits from 'That Good Good'...

Anyways, he walked closer to me again, so I started to freak out even more.

"Glad to see you woke up" 

he said, evilly.

I didn't say a thing.

"I bet you're wondering why you're here."

Well, no shit...

"You're here to PAY!!!"

...

"You stole my precious baby from me!" he screamed.

"What baby?" I asked.

Then he showed me a picture of Sehun with his rainbow hair.

I figured either we were dating or he was in love with me, because Luhan screamed some more.

"HE'S MINE, B*TCH!!"

/Fangirl to another fangirl as soon as she heard them mentioning her bias/

Yes, HunHan existed in my dream.

So then, he lunged at me, and I stuck my foot out, which wasn't tied up. It landed on his ding-dong.

/Rind ding dong played at the BG/

He fell down and yelled and cursed, clutching his poor thing. I started laughing, really hard, like a retarded elephant (don't ask).

Then, the ropes around my arms and chest loosened, and I jumped out. 

Unfortunately, Luhan recovered, and he started to chase me. He gained on me quickly, because, well, he's an athlete. 

/*cheerleader/

There was no escape, and I hit a wall and fell down.

I woke up in my room, sweating.

The End XD

I'm sorry, my dreams are crazy.

Lots of love and support

RoyalCupcake03 :)

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A/n: Luhan got a DICK? I thought he had a vagina.. my life has been a lie...