It's been awhile. Nearly a month. I've been so caught up in everything that I haven't had time to write. The jist is: Undyne and I are still ACTUALLY dating, Sans knows, along with practically the ENTIRE underground thanks to that sack of bolts that Sans calls an idol. Al told me she can't let Sans into the Royal Guard, but she'll keep training him for self defense and fun. I go with Undyne to visit the Queen on a weekly basis, but I haven't seen that guard around and the smell is long gone. I go to work with Sans and usually visit Undyne when I'm on "break", and go to Muffet's every Saturday morning with Sans said to get caramel rolls and coffee for Undyne. Life is amazing. I'm taking my pills regularly (responsibly), and haven't had any nightmares. Haven't seen the kid, either. There's word that they're in the Ruins with Asgore. That's fine by me. This is the best timeline yet! I hope it never ends!!! (It better not fucking end or I'll rip that brat's fucking throat out.)