Let me just start with this: I'm in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet (with the lid down), and the shower is running to sound like I'm in it. It's an excuse. Now, let's see here.. I've NEVER been AS PISSED OFF as I am right now at OSSY. Yeah, my GASTER BLASTER. Nicknamed from OSSEIN. My childhood pet and friend who has helped me more times than I can count. Including with my little.. slip up. Yeah, him. You wanna know what he did? The pile of cartilage SHOT ME IN THE FACE. Why? Well, when I asked, he said it was an accident. Riiiiiiiight. And I'm a human that stepped out of my skin to go skinnydipping. JUST AN ACCIDENT, HUH? You just happened to SHOOT ME IN THE FACE right before I KISSED UNDYNE. 3 SECONDS AWAY. She even knew it! I did everything cliche, scooted closer, put my arm around her, sat awkwardly for a minute, realized how stupid I was being. She stayed rigid. Then I said her name. She looked up, her face as red as mine orange, our eyes met, our mouths got closer. She closed her eyes. Mine were falling shut. I could feel her breath gently puff against my mouth. The moment was perfect, nothing had to be said because we both knew what to do. My mouth was about to brush her lips when Ossy was like "WHOOPS! I CHARGED A BLAST!" And shot me. Undyne's eyes opened, mine narrowed, she gasped when she saw the black char on the front of my skull from a direct, fully charged hit. Nice one, Ossy. I could tell she was holding back a laugh. She asked if I was okay but I just silently glared at the numbskull floating next to us. I wanted to shove a bone right through that stupid smirk of his. Or better. I'll break off on of his horns and use that. We'll see who's laughing then. After a bit of yelling and Undyne dying of not being able to laugh, I stated I was going to take a shower, and stormed off into here. I can still hear them laughing. Undyne with her sweet, gentle giggly laugh, and Ossy with his rough, growly chuckle of sorts. He's lucky she's here. I would've had to replace him if she wasn't. Damn blaster. Whatever. I gotta clean up.