A/N: Ok so this is going to switch from texts to reality so underlined words is reality and regular words are texts
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MarkTheShark: wuddup Irish duck

MrSepticeye: duck?

MarkTheShark: don't ask dude

MrSepticeye: fuck da police, why did u call me an Irish duck?

MarkTheShark: idk have you not seen how weird I am in the past week?

The truth was that I was SOOO damn gay for him. His crystal blue eyes, his cute Irish accent, his smile, his sense of humor, EVERYTHING! But, with a personality like his, he probably already has a girlfri-*bzz*

MrSepticeye: touché

I hated this, acting hostile towards Mark, but what fucking else am I supposed to do. I've met him last week, I can't just confess my undying love for him. That might ruin our friendship. Ugh, life is a bottle of pis- *bzz*

MarkTheShark: lol I'm gonna text u wit ur phone number

MrSepticeye: K YA DOOFER WHY DIDNT U DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE???

MarkTheShark: ur acting like u haven't met me before

MrSepticeye: JUST FUCKING TEXT ME WITN MY PHONE NUMBER OR I WILL MURDER YOU ANF UR FAMILY

MarkTheShark: Jesus sorry

MarkTheShark is offline

(One thing. Mark will be "M" and Jack will be "J"...but u probably could've figured that out on ur own...)

M-WUDDUP IRISH DUCK

J- hey u sea creature

M-................soooooo.....................what now?

J-we eat?

M- Ok sounds kool

J- here stuff this in ur word hole

M- what? 😉😉😉😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

J- OMG YE DIRTY MINDED BASTARD!!!!!

M- whaaaaaaat I'm an angel!!!😇😇😇😇

J- ur a little bitch

M- u need Jesus

J-I know.....😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

M- I'm gonna pray for u
M-🙏

J-shut up I'm leaving

M-JACK NO
M-Jack?
M-😭

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Well.....that happened......ENJOY

Also did u notice my subtle Undertale references? If not they are in bold. If you don't understand them, just comment if u care enough...

Cloudy out!:3