This is me when I make meatloaf:

Mom: hey could you help me make meatloaf?

Me: sure, but I thought we were having something else

Mom: we were, but your brother wanted to "satisfy his needs"

Me: *thinks: that only a meatloaf could satisfy*

(That's a reference btw)

//time skip to when I'm gonna mix the ingredients up//

Me: *puts hands in the bowl and starts mixing it up* *takes hands out cause it's so cold* *looks at hands*

Me: it looks like I murdered someone then ate a bunch of Ritz crackers

Mom: *laughs*

//time skip to when I'm actually mixing everything//

Me: *mixing*

Me: *thinks: FIRMLY GRASP IT*

(That's also a reference)

Yeah don't judge me XD

Fan fact of the update:
I originally found out about wattpad through YouTube.