...So I accidentally saw Juno naked today. In the shower. And he doesn't even know it.
Oh and did I mention that I saw his beautiful tush?
Yeah.
I saw his plump rump and I can't stop staring at it.

Now before you Readers call me a huge pervert for staring at Juno while he was in the shower the whole time, it's not like I did it on purpose!
It was just an accident that was bound to happen one day.
What do you expect when you're living with a roommate that's a boy?
I was just cleaning the apartment today, listening to the Pina Colada song on my iPod while dancing with a mop in the living room.
Star Lord is definitely my spirit animal...
Oh, did I also mention that I was singing too?
Yeah.
I was singing and I sounded like a screeching bird mom.
I then go to the laundry room to retrieve our bathroom towels, forgetting to put them in the bathroom again.
Actually, scratch that. I didn't technically forget to put them in the bathroom, I'm just too lazy to do it.
Ain't nobody got time for that!
I smile as I continued singing the song quietly to myself as I carried the warm, fluffy towels down the hall straight to our bathroom.
I didn't even notice the bathroom light on or steam coming out of the crack of the door because when I went in there, I wish that I was prepared for what I was about to find in there...
I stopped singing right away as I stood there in the doorway, the hot steam hitting my face as I saw a naked Juno showering, humming a tune as he was washing his dark hair with his eyes closed, the water droplets dripping down his face and his chest...
Whoa...is this...Juno?
My Juno?
My boyfriend and lover?
My innocent roommate?
He was so...beautiful, so alluring, so handsome...
I mean, he has always been all of those things ever since I met him, but I never actually saw his real form before...
I felt myself choke as I tried to leave, tried to look away, but I couldn't.
I couldn't move, I was just frozen...and I was still staring at him, my face heating up from all the thoughts I started to have...
Juno then opens his eyes, causing me to panic.
ABORT ABORT ABORT!
I quickly scurry out of there, going back to the living room and jumping onto the couch and turning on the tv to a random channel.
Few minutes later, Juno comes in, drying his wet hair with a towel while wearing a long sleeved white t-shirt and grey pajama pants.
He then stares at me with confusion.

"Why are you so sweaty?"
(。･o･｡)

"...I was watching Jeopardy..."

"Ah...well, let me put this towel away, then we could hangout, okay?"
(*^▽^*)

Juno said as he walks back to the bathroom. I took several breaths as I stuff a pillow in my face, the mental picture of Juno in the shower flashing through my mind.
I just saw Juno naked...
I just saw Juno naked...
I just saw Juno naked and he doesn't even know it!
Should I tell him?
No...if I tell him, he'll think I'm a pervert AND a stalker!
But he deserves the truth...he is my boyfriend after all.
But what if he gets mad that I stared at him without asking for his permission?!
Stupid Mackenzie! You're such a babo! Babo! Babo! Babo-

"Okay! I'm back! Awww why you hiding under there? Come out Mackenzie!"
(*^^*)

"W-Why-"

I lift the pillow off my face, only to have Juno's lips touch mine! I blush as I squeaked and stuff my face in the pillow again as I heard Juno giggle.

"So I could give you a kiss~
So! What should we watch?"
(*^^*)

Juno asked as he then reaches for the remote control that was on the coffee table, only to have accidentally pushed it off. It then landed on the carpet on the other side, causing Juno to gasp.

"Awww don't worry, I'll get it!"

Juno then leans against the table, trying to reach for the remote on the other side. What he didn't know was that he was giving me a clear view of his perfectly round, plump tush...
I gulp as I stare at it, trying hard not to think of any naughty thoughts.
But the more I stare at his beautiful booty, the more I want to just touch it...
I could hear the Ironside Sirens going off right about now...

"Ah! Got it!"

Juno said as he then sits back down on the couch, handing me the remote with a smile.

"Pick what you want to watch! It is your tv after all!"
(*^▽^*)

"O-Oh, s-sure!"
(^^ゞ

I nervously laugh as I flip through the channels, trying to find something that'll calm me down. I then find a horror movie, perfect!
Juno shudders as he sits closer to me, hugging my waist like a scared little kid.

"Umm you sure you want to watch this? It looks scary!"
(／。＼)

"Y-Yeah! Let's watch it!"

So I could stop thinking about you in the shower...
Midway through the movie, I had forgotten all about the incident and I sighed with relief, glad that I was calm now...that is until Juno got up.

"I-I'm going to get some banana milk! I-It's not like I'm trying to avoid the scary movie or whatever!"

He stutters as he quickly goes to
the kitchen and opens the fridge, leaning inside as he tries to find the banana milk.
Once again, I got a clear view of his booty...
My naughty thoughts had returned and I heard the siren meme going off again...
I couldn't control myself any longer.
I have snapped like Thano's ironic snap.
Without thinking, I naruto run towards Juno, skid across the kitchen tiles and then with all of my strength, I slapped Juno's bottom, causing him to gasp and turn around, his face beet red.

"M-Mackenzie?! W-What's wrong?!"
（・□・；）

"I SAW YOU IN THE SHOWER!"
(>_<)

"W-What?"

"I-I accidentally walked in on you showering and I just stood there and WATCHED! Like a stalker! While you were enjoying your shower in peace!"
(~_~;)

I confessed as I fell on my knees, tears filling my eyes as I avoided Juno's gaze.

"I'm so sorry Juno...I should've told you in the first place instead of keeping it to myself. Just keeping it a secret from you...it hurt me, a lot! And the whole day while we were together, I stared at your cute butt the whole time! Without your permission! God...I am such a bad girlfriend, no, I'm such a bad roommate!"

Juno blushed as he then kneels beside me, rubbing my back in reassurance.

"Hey hey, it's okay...honestly, I knew you were watching me the whole time"
(^^ゞ

"Wait, what...? Y-You knew?!"
( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

"Y-Yeah...I saw you out of the corner of my eye while I was washing my hair...your nose was bleeding too"
(^^;)

"A-Ah! S-Sorry, sorry...but seriously Juno, I'm sorry I stared at you...while you were naked...without your permission"

"H-Hey hey it's okay, really. We're a couple now, just you seeing me, the real me...it shows me that you love me for me...even if I don't have any muscles"
(^^;)

I blush as I frantically wave my hands.

"T-That's okay! I don't care about muscles anyway! I care about you Juno and only you, okay?"

"Okay, that's all that matters to me~"

Juno said with a smile as he then embraces me, kissing my cheek as I then kiss him back. I then smirked as I pinched his cheek.

"But...you do have a nice butt~"

"M-Mackenzie!"

"O-Okay okay I'll stop"
(^^;)