Buzz Buzz! Hey ya assholes with wings! Ya like jazz?~
If you do, then come along with me...I'm gonna jazz you up after I destroy that hive of yours~

If there's one thing I'm afraid of the most is coming face to face with any insect that roamed the Earth...except butterflies.
Only Juno is afraid of butterflies.
I love butterflies.
But we ain't talking about butterflies here...we're talking about the most dangerous insects that have ever existed and they are...
The wasps.
Yep, the wasps.
Not like Ant Man and the Wasp, I mean a REAL wasp!
And unfortunately, they were taking over Mr. Vito's garden.
Since Mr. Vito was allergic to wasps and didn't have enough money to pay for an exterminator, I hesitantly agreed to help him out.
I was shaking in my boots as I strap on random pots and pans all over my body, making my best homemade armor.
Okay, so it was crappy armor.
It was so crappy that I looked like a walking trash can...
I put on a stainless steel colander bowl above my head, using it as my personal helmet as I step in front of the apartment complex's doors, getting ready for battle.
Juno stares at me with worry and concern as he holds my hand that was covered by a kitchen mitten.

"A-Are you sure you want to do this, Mackenzie? I-I could do it! I don't want you to get stung!"
(／。＼)

"A hero's gotta do what a hero's gotta do...and that's saving people, no matter how big the risk is. Now, hand me the Bat of Chaos..."

Juno shyly nods before handing me my baseball bat, giving me a quick kiss on the lips before letting go of my hand.
I felt very disappointed after that, for I missed the warmth of Juno's hand on mine...but the faster I yeet that beehive out of Mr. Vito's garden, the faster I can go back into Juno's arms and cuddle with him for the rest of the day as we planned.
Mr. Vito rubs the back of his neck as he sprays some bug repellent on me, carefully explaining the instructions.

"Alright Mrs. Huntington...all you have to do is quietly sneak up on them...and then WHAM! Hit them with the bat and run back here before they could come into the building!"
(>_<)

"Don't worry Mr. V, I got this~
The only bee who should be living here is me~ I'm a bee, buzz buzz!"
(* >ω<)

"Okay okay, enough joking around! Here, take this..."

Mr. Vito said as he then hands me an empty glass jar. I stare at it with confusion before looking back at him.

"What do I need this for?"
(。･o･｡)

"To catch them! Duh!"
ｏ( ><)o

"Uhhh why do I need to catch them?"
( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

"...So I can release them in Stephano's penthouse."
(*-'ω'- )人

"...Good point. I'll try to catch as many as I can~"

I said as I smirked, giving him a thumbs up. He then chuckles before his face turns serious as he then walks near the door and slowly opens it, nodding to me.

"Good luck Mrs. Huntington..."

"Please, luck is for rookies~"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"B-Be careful Mackenzie! D-Don't die on me..."
(／。＼)

Juno begged as he hugged me one last time. I smile as I pinch his cheek, kissing his lips as he blushed and covered his mouth with his sweater paws.

"I'm not going to die, Juno~ I'm...immortal~"

"Immortal?"
(。･o･｡)

"She's saying that she's Alucard from Hellsing, Juno..."
(ーー;)

Kou sarcastically states as he then starts to film me with his phone.

"Kou, I swear to God, if you post this online..."

"What? Pfft, I'm not posting anything online! I just want to have something to laugh about if all of this goes downhill~
Now, what kind of bees live in a graveyard?~"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"...Kou no-"
(;¬_¬)

"Zom-bees~
What part of the body do bees hurt?~"

"...Kou stop-"
(눈_눈)

"Their bees knees~
What kind of milk do bees make?
Boo-bees~"
(¬ω¬)

"Uhhh but Kou, only cows make milk..."
(。･o･｡)

"Noooo my dear Juno~
You can get milk somewhere else-"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Okay okay! I'm going out! If I don't come back, you better not play trash music at my funeral or I'll come back to haunt you all..."
(ーー;)

I said as I then walk out of the building, repeatedly snapping my fingers like a gangsta.

"Kawaii Potato, out!"

"Kawaii Potato?"

"What kind of code name is that? Even I have a better code name than that..."

"Eh? What is it?"

"A Monster In Bed~"
(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

"...Okay, I'm going to worry more about my princess now."

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I carefully army-crawled over to the tall oak tree, where I could clearly see the target, the hive that was guarded by the flying, buzzing wasps.
I felt my adrenaline pumping through me as I got closer and closer and then slowly stand on my two feet, gripping the bat with both my hands till they became sweaty.
I'm about to end this man's whole career...
I then hold the bat over my head, ready to strike in three...two...one...
SMACK!
The impact was so powerful that the hive had crumbled into a bunch of pieces and soon, wasps were flying everywhere!
OH SH*T! GOTTA BLAST!
I ran for my life as I tried rushing back to the building, only to have a bunch of the pesky wasps crawl all over me!
I panicked as I swung my arms around like a mad man, trying to defend myself from the assholes with wings.

"OH HELL NO! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! OW! OW! OW! MR. V! KOU! JUNO! HELP!"
ε=ε=(⊃≧□≦)⊃

_________________________

Juno stares through the window with wide eyes, gasping as he sadly watched Mackenzie running around the garden, trying to get away from the swarming wasps!
He tugged Mr. Vito's sleeve, shaking with fear.

"M-Mr. V! W-We have to help Mackenzie! She'll die if she keeps getting stung!"
(／。＼)

"B-But I'm allergic to wasps!"
(*/∇＼*)

"Nooooo! Kou! Do something!"
ヾ( •́д•̀ ;)ﾉ

"And get my beautiful face stung by those annoying pests? Hell no!"
(≧ヘ≦　)

"Oh what do I do, what do I do?! Mackenzie's going to get hurt even more if I don't do something! Think Juno, think! What is a wasp's weakness...?"

Juno then figured it out right away after having a flashback to when he first encountered a wasp during his military duty...
He then snaps his fingers, gasping.

"Water! I have to spray them with water!"
(。･o･｡)

Juno then rushes to a nearby fire hose that was attached to the wall of the lobby and smashes the glass, dragging the super long fire hose with him as he then kicks the doors open, rushing outside to save his princess from the evil swarm of wasps.
He then spots Mackenzie, who was swatting at them multiple times, screaming as her face begins to puff up.

"J-JUNO! H-HELP! T-THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!"
｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡

"D-Don't worry my love! I'll save you! Just stay still! I'm going to wash them off you!"

But the wasps had to be super geniuses, because they all then swarm towards Juno, who was having trouble turning on the hose with his tiny hands.
He gasped as he saw them flying towards him, ready to sting him!
He then drops the hose, running away.

"AHHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP US!"
ε=ε=(っ*'□')っ

Kou laughs as he slaps his knee, recording the whole scene with his phone.

"Man! This has got to be the best show I have ever seen! I hope it lasts forever!"
(ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖

Mr. Vito glances at him, folding his arms as he clicks his tongue.

"Kou..."

"Yeah man?"
(ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖

"If you don't put that phone down and help that sweet couple out, I'm going to kick you out of this building..."
(ーー;)

"Awww but Elias-"
(T_T)

"Now, Kou..."

Kou rolls his eyes as he sighs and puts his phone down, casually going outside and ignoring the cries of both Mackenzie and Juno as he then picks up the fire hose and sprays the wasps off the couple, causing the insects to retreat.
Juno and Mackenzie then lay there in the wet grass, gasping as they were soaked to the bone, holding their hands as they kept saying sorry to the dead wasps that were around them...
Kou then uses the empty jar to catch the remaining wasps, shuts it and then walks back to Mr. Vito, who stared at him, shocked by his actions. Kou then hands the jar of wasps to the landlord, yawning.

"Make sure Roxanne is in the penthouse before you release them...I want her out of this apartment complex too."