Me: *writing a story*

Inner Critic: Why do you persist?

Me: I said it before, and I'll say it again. Writing is my passion.

Inner Critic: You call yourself a writer? You're nothing but a failure! Throw in the towel! You heard what I said?

Me: Heck no!

Inner Critic: Do what I say!

Me: No! Back off, jerk!

Inner Critic: Your vocabulary isn't all that great!

Me: You don't know what you're talking about!

Inner Critic: *sighs* I give up. *fades away*