So people wanted me to do more... so i did c: Enjoy! Ps: None of the texts after the little dash are relevant to one another. THEIR ONE SHOTS... IN A ONE SHOT! *explosions*

Hi John. - Sh

Hello Sherlock. - Jw

When will you be back from your trip? Im unbelievably bored - Sh

I'll be back tomorrow. - Jw

Oh... - Sh

What? - Jw

Im bored. I miss you. - Sh

I miss you too Sherlock. But im in a meeting right now. - Jw

Oh... - Sh

... Hey John. - Sh

What? Sherlock, please im busy. - Jw

I want you John. - Sh

... Sherlock, now is not the time! - Jw

John, i really want you. Right now. - Sh

... God, why the fuck are you even- never mind. Sherlock, stop, i cant get a boner in a freaking meeting. -Jw

I want you right now, on this bed. Please come home John. - Sh

... I can see if i can leave early tonight. - Jw

Yay! - Sh

Shut up you git. - Jw

... I'll be waiting for you John. - Sh

You little shit. - Jw

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John. - Sh

John. - Sh

JOHN. - Sh

JAWN. - Sh

What?! - Jw

She doesnt like you. - Sh

Sher- Shut up! She's nice. - Jw

And how do you know?! - Jw

She only agreed to go on a date with you from a lost bet - Sh.

Very funny Sherlock. Cut it out, and stop texting me! - Jw

Im not kidding. I can tell the way she bites her nails. She is barely looking at you. - Sh

Did... did you FOLLOW me Sherlock?! - Jw

I wouldnt say Follow... - Sh

I will murder you! Where bloody are you?! - Jw

None of your buisness. You should leave to be queit honest. You repulse her. - Sh

Fine! You know what, fine! - Jw

... You havent left yet. - Sh

John. - Sh

John Watson, dont make me come over there. - Sh

Sherlock i swear. - Jw

Oh, look shes going to the bathroom. - Sh

Um, yeah, she has to use it?! - Jw

She's bailing. - Sh

Shut up Sherlock! - Jw

*10 minutes later*

You were right. - Jw

I always am arent i? - Sh

Shut up. - Jw

John. - Sh

What? - Jw

... I'll be your date if you want me too... - Sh

Sherlock. - Jw

...yes? - Sh

Get your smart arse over here, and from that plant your hiding behind. - Jw

Coming. - Sh

:) - Jw.

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John, im sorry. - Sh

No you're not Sherlock. - Jw

Please come home. - Sh

No, not until you clean up! - Jw

I have. Please John, im sorry. - Sh

... Sherlock im staying at Sarahs tonight. - Jw

... John, please dont. - Sh

Why? Why is it even your buisness? - Jw

Because. - Sh

Because? - Jw

Sherlock. - Jw

Hello?? - Jw

Nothing John. you can stay there at Sarahs for all i care. - Sh

No, whats your problem? - Jw

Nothing. Im fine. Goodnight. - Sh

Wait, Sherlock, please talk to me. -  Jw

.. I told you it was an accident. And you leave. And now you care about how i feel? - Sh

Im coming home Sherlock. - Jw

No. You dont have to. - Sh

I am. - Jw

Sherlock. - Jw

Unlock this bloody door, now! - Jw

Why should i? - Sh

... Please dont make me stand out here. Its starting to rain. - Jw

Good. - Sh

Sherlock! - Jw

What? - Sh

Im sorry. Please, let me in. - Jw

....hmm... id have to think on that.. - Sh

You're a genius. Fantastic, and amazing. - Jw

And? - Sh

And mine. - Jw

Im coming down stairs. - Sh