You people are so weird.. then again, i am the one writing the stuff.. so here you go you losers.

Summary: ...Sherlock discovers Alone on the Water *shit*

Sherlock glanced around, before grabbing his laptop and began to scroll tumblr once more.

It had been a week since he discovered it, and it helped past the time.

Plus, this whole 'fanfiction' thing was interesting.

So, Sherlock wasnt prepared when he stumbled across a certain one.

"Alone on the Water..." he breathed. He began it.

25 minutes later, he stood there numb.

He didnt know wether to cry or not. It was fake, god damnit! It wasnt actually him and John..

But the him and John in this story were so in love...

And it sounded like something Sherlock would do if he was dying...

"Sherlock! Im home," John walked up the steps, placing his keys down before freezing, suddenly suprised by Sherlocks face.

"Sherlock? Whats wrong?"

Sherlocks throat tried working several times, but failed.

"Hello?"

"I... J-" Sherlock suddenly darted up, and ran past John, tears beginning to flow down his face and god damnit this is sO DUMB WHY AM I CRYING.

"She-Sherlock?!"

Sherlock slammed his door, and slid down it, clutching his chest as he cried loudly.

"Sherlock? Are you okay?"

"IM FINE GO AWAY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME,"

(Sherlock said that because he saw it on a text post once).

John sighed, before rolling his eyes, and going to go order take out.

-

"So.. what was all that about earlier?" John asked, and Sherlock froze mid-chopstick.

"I.. just.." Sherlock cleared his throat.

"A thing. Doesnt matter," He shrugged, and John eyes him a bit, before returning to his food

They didnt talk about it again.

-

Sherlock forgot to clear his history.

He also forgot to warn John.

But, you cant delay the inevitable, so why the hell not?

John was casually typing on his blog, when he accidentally clicked on an add, taking him off his page.

John sighed frustratingly, before he saw the icon.

Tumblr.

Johns mind clicked, and he chuckled. He remembered the conversation he had over heard at work that day talking about a website called tumblr.

Eh, why not...

So John began to become endiced by the world of mindless scroll.

And Sherlock almost choked when he saw what John was doing.

"J-John," Sherlock gasped, and John smiled up at him.

"Hey Sherlock, i found this interesting site. You should check it out-" "I think its best you stop scrolling on there," Sherlock blurted, and John raised an eyebrow.

"What?"

Sherlock swallowed, and then ran out of the room.

John stared after him.

-

Sherlock forgot to log out.

John casually pulled up tumblr on the computer, when he noticed there was already a log in user and saved password.

John looked at it confused.

He glanced around, before clicking the login button.

oH.

-

"Hey John," Sherlock huffed, sitting down in his chair. John looked at him, still blushing.

"So, how was-" "I saw your tumblr account," John blurted.

Sherlocks eyes widened.

"What."

Johncovered his face, and Sherlock began to blush really hard.

"N-no, John i cant explain. An old client sent it to me and well-i got interested and-" "What?! Sherlock, if anyone finds these things-" "I knoe- but dont worry i-im going to ask them to remove all the evidence," He reassured and John groaned.

"Sherlock, theres no possible way you can
do that," "I can try," Sherlock said feebishly, and John sighed.

"Lets just.. not talk about this. Ever."

"Agreed,"

-

Sherlock got caught reading fanfiction.

"What the bloody hell is this!"

Sherlock blushed.

"Give my laptop back- Hey!"

John froze, reading the lines, and turned to Sherlock.

Sherlock stood there with wide eyes, cheeks tinted with blush.

John looked up at him.

"Military kink?"

Sherlock felt like devouring himself inward.

"N-no, John-Oh!"

John shoved him against the fridge.