Chapter 41
Chapter 41
AN: 2 every1 hu kepz flaming diz GIT S LIF!!!!! I bet u proly odnt no hu gerod way is ur proly al prepz and pozers!!!!!!!!11111 neway sum1 hakked in2 mi akkount in November and dey put up my last chaptah but now der is a new 1. im surry 4 nut updating g 4 a while but ive been rilly bizzy. im trying 2 finish da story b4 da new movie kumz out. Im gong on vacation 4 a mons I wont be bak until abott 2 weeks. OMFG drako iz so hot in all da pix 4 da new movie!!!111 I wunted dem 2 put a kameo by geord way lol he hsud play drako. if u flame ill slit muh risztz!!!!!!!!11 raven u rok gurl hav fun in ingland.
{Trans: (Good god this is long) To everyone who keeps flaming this: Get a life! I you’re probably don’t know who Gerard Way is (That was important to flaming the story?). You’re probably all preps and posers! (XnT) Anyway someone hacked into my account in November and they put up my last chapter but now there is a new one. I’m sorry for not updating it for a while but I’ve been really busy. I’m trying to finish the story before the new movie comes out. I’m going on vacation for a month. I won’t be back until about 2 weeks. Oh my f***ing god, Draco is so hot in all the pictures for the new movie! I wanted them to put a cameo by Gerard Way. He should play Draco. If you flame I’ll slit my wrists! Raven you rock girl. Have fun in England. (Phew)}
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When I woke up I was in a strange room. I looked around. I was wearing the same outfit I had when I performed with XBlackXTearX! I looked around confusedly. It was the Nurse’s office but it looked different! On the wall was a picture of Marilyn Manson! (just imagin dat he is an 80s goffik band 2 ok koz he is more old den panic?! at da dizcko or mcr) {Trans: Just imagine that he is an 80s gothic band too okay because he is older then Panic! at the Disco or MCR} There was also a gothic black Beatles calendar with a picture of the Beatles wearing eyeliner and black clothes. On it said ‘1980.’
“Oh my f***ing god! I’m back in time again!” I screamed loudly. Suddenly Satan (dis is actually voldimort 4 photo refrenss!) {Trans: This is actually Voldemort (why?) for photo reference (Nope)} came in. He was wearing a black leather jacket, black tight jeans, and fishnet pants. {Jeans and pants} He looked so sexy I almost had an orgasm.
“Oh my f***ing god Ebony! Are you okay?” He asked gothically.
“Yeah I’m okay for your information.” I snapped sexily. “Oh my god. Am I dead?” Because I remembered I had jumped in front of the bullet from James’s gun. I also remembered seeing Draco doing it with Snape!
I guessed that when I had slit my wrists I had went back in time instead of dying. I know I could go forward in time if I found a Time-Turner or the time machine.
“No you’re not dead.” Satan reassured suicidally as he smoked a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face. “You’re a vampire so you can’t die from a bullet. Come on now let’s go see how James is doing.”
I knew that the real reason I didn’t die from the bullet was because I was from the future. “What the f***! James almost shot Lucius” I said indignantly. I knew that James had really been possessed, but I didn’t want him to know I knew.
“Yeah I know but he had a headache. He was under a lot of stress.” Satan reasoned evilly.
“I guess that’s okay.” I said because James hadn’t really shot Lucius. Also I knew that Lucius would now have two arms instead of one. I walked seductively outside with Satan. Suddenly I saw a totally sexy, gothic, bisexual guy! He had bleached blonde hair with black streaks up to his ears and he was wearing gothic, black eyeliner, a black Green Day shirt (it showed billy joel wiv bolnd hair since it was da eighties) {Trans: It showed Billy Joe with blonde hair since it was the 80s}, black converse shoes, and black baggy pants. He walked in sexily like Gerard Way in the video for ‘I Don’t 3 You Like I did Yesterday’ {?!!!!!} and you could see a black tear on his face like the one in that video.
“Hey.” He said quietly and gothically.
“Who the f*** is that?” I asked angrily because I did not know him.
“This is Hedwig!” said Voldemort. “He used to be in XBlackXTearX too but he had to drop out because he broke his arm.”
“Hey Hedwig.” I said seductively even though I was not trying to be.
“Hi Ebony.” He answered but then he ran away because he had Care of Magical Creatures. He was humming ‘Welcome to the Black Parade’ under his breath (I no dat is not 80s but pretend it is ok!!) {Trans: I know that is not 80s but pretend it is okay!}.
“Bye.” I said sexily.
“That was Hedwig. He used to be my boyfriend but we broke up.” Satan said sadly, looking at his black nails.
“Oh my f***ing god! I can get you back together!” I said fingering something I didn’t know was in my pocket- a black Cute is What We Aim For video iPod that I could take videos with (duz ne1 elze no about dem??? dey kik azz!!!!) {Trans: Does anyone else know about them? They kick ass!}
“Okay you can forget about your class for now, Hedwig. I’m going to show you something great!” I led them to the Great Hall. “Come on you guys.”
Lucius, James, Sirius, and Snape were all in the Great Hall. Lucius wouldn’t talk with James because he had tried to shoot him.
“Go f*** yourself, you f***ing douche!” he shouted at him. “Draco is never going to be friends with Vampire now!” {XD XD XD Oh my god X3}
“Yeah go f*** yourself Samaro!” Snape agreed but I knew he was lying because it had been his fault James had almost shot Lucius.
“Be quiet you guys.” I said sexily. My plan was working out great. Now I could make Voldemort good without doing it with him! Now Vampire’s dad would never die.
“OK Satan and Hedwig, you guys can start making out.” I said and I started to film them with the iPod.
“Cool.” said Sirius as Voldemort and Hedwig started to make out sexily. We watched as they started to take each other’s clothes off sexily. Samaro, Sirius, Snape, and Lucius all watched because they were probably bisexual. I knew Snape was bisexual.
“Oh my f***ing god! Satan! Satan!” screamed Hedwig as his thing touched Satan’s.
But suddenly everything stopped as the door opened and in came Dumbledore and Filch!
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